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Michelle, we did it.
Happy graduation.

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You know, living at my parents' house...

3
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...it's kind of a temporary thing.

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We have been dating for 3 years.

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Have you had enough yet?

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I'm going to ask you something
that I've never asked for before.

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Is it a joke?

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- I don't think so. No!
- Don't be embarrassed to put...

9
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more spice in our relationship.

10
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Well, actually...

11
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...you could, you know, use your...

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...napkin.
- My napkin?

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Mr. Levenstein?

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Call to Mr.

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It's daddy.

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You left the ring at home.

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<i>The box is empty.</i>
<i>But I'm already there.</i>

18
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The ring is with me,
don't panic.

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Who was it?

20
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My father. It was my father.
He couldn't...

21
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I didn't answer my cell phone...

22
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...and he was worried.
You know what he's like.

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It's okay now.
Everything is perfect!

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I think I know what you wanted to ask me.

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All good. I don't need to use
the napkin.

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I have my techniques.

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Michelle, where are you going? Michelle?

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Michelle. All good.

29
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My God! My God! Michelle!

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Michelle, stop. Alright, continue.

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My God. Michelle? My God!

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I arrived!

33
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Where is Michelle? In the bathroom?

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I didn't want her to see me.

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Here's the ring.

36
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You know, it's a "sir" ring!

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What a rock, sir. Spender!

38
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Did you need to "drop your pants"?

39
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Almost!

40
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Your mother and I are very
thrilled.

41
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We are so happy.

42
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And I know you're excited.
I can see it in your face.

43
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It's about to explode.

44
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It's red. Your mother should see it.

45
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- I don't think so.
- Yes, you should.

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It's one of those moments, Jim...

47
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...that you will remember for the rest of your life.

48
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- And even.
- You can be sure!

49
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You can be sure.

50
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I can't believe my son
will place the order.

51
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What was that?

52
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I'm knocking on wood.
Ask for what? What request?

53
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You are stressed.

54
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It needs fresh air.
Walk me to the car.

55
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- No!
- It's for your own good.

56
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My pants!

57
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- Your penis!
- I got the pants, dad!

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Your pants.

59
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I got the pants, dad!
Stay there, everyone!

60
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Calm down...

61
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...a moment. Guys, quiet!

62
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How horrible!

63
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I came here to do something...

64
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...and, damn it, I'm going to do it!

65
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Michelle?

66
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Hello dear.

67
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Michelle Annabeth Flaherty...

68
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...I love you...

69
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...more than I could explain
at this moment.

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Dad, the ring.

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- Will you marry me?
- Yes.

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He's my son.

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I'm the happiest man in the world.

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We should be happy like this!

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WELCOME TO EAST GREAT FALLS
"A Great Place to Live"

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Cheers. Gentlemen. Darling.

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I'm shocked!

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Marriage is a connection...

79
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...an eternal union...

80
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...endless,
the permanent imprisonment of 2 people.

81
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Did you think about it?

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Yes, Finch. Thanks. I was just
trying to decide when it would be.

83
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When is the right time?
Is there a right time?

84
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And finally, I got it:
"If you love the girl, marry her."

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- Let's dance.
- To dance? No.

86
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You have to learn it one day. Let's go.

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Don't laugh at me.

88
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I'm glad it's not me.

89
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Don't you think you're destined...

90
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spending your life with a girl?

91
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They're all for me, Kevin.

92
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Not bad. All good.

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Sorry.

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The wedding was supposed to be fun.

95
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Is that all?

96
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There's no beer.

97
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Hi, John.

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Very poor food and drink.

99
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I give it a zero rating.
Want to know the news?

100
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Yes.

101
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We will be godparents.

102
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It's incredible!
I don't recognize half of these people.

103
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At least they brought gifts.

104
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Hello. I'm Mary Flaherty.

105
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Harold Flaherty.

106
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- Hi.
- How lovely to meet you.

107
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Please come in.
We were waiting for you.

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- How was the trip?
- Wonderful.

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- Are you excited about the wedding?
- "Anxious" is more appropriate.

110
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We don't know your son.

111
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They will meet you.

112
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Rudy and Sam want to meet him too.

113
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Bring them in, they've been trapped for hours.

114
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- Good life.
- Did you bring your children?

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- Our dogs.
- We never travel without them.

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Oh my!

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Baby, go get 'em
so we can...

118
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serve appetizers.

119
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- I'd love something.
- Long trip?

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I'm going to get the dogs.

121
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Only one thing will make
the perfect marriage.

122
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No Stifler.

123
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We won't invite this idiot.

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- Supported!
- Approved!

125
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Finch, what are you going to do with
the NYU degree?

126
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Frame and then...

127
00:09:03,723 --> 00:09:05,384
...write my memoirs.

128
00:09:05,458 --> 00:09:09,224
Come study Law.
You can keep me company.

129
00:09:09,295 --> 00:09:12,287
Children, Michelle's parents
arrived. Come!

130
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- Bran. This is terrible!
- Okay, I'll change. I'll change.

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Fuckers!

132
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SCHOOL BUS

133
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When the cat is not there, the mouse does
the party!

134
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And there?

135
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That's right.

136
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Cake? I hope it's good.

137
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Wow, thanks for inviting me
to the graduation party, asshole.

138
00:10:03,149 --> 00:10:04,343
CONGRATULATIONS
JIM

139
00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:10,949
That's right, bro.
That's cake! Holy crap!

140
00:10:11,691 --> 00:10:14,216
- Hi. How are you?
- Congratulations.

141
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CONGRATULATIONS - FUCK

142
00:10:18,364 --> 00:10:20,059
"Congratulations, damn it!"

143
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Stifler?

144
00:10:22,969 --> 00:10:25,460
- Hi, Jim!
- Why are you here?

145
00:10:25,538 --> 00:10:27,529
Happy "foraging", asshole!

146
00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:29,801
I did it!

147
00:10:29,876 --> 00:10:31,639
- It was beautiful!
- And my invitation?

148
00:10:31,711 --> 00:10:33,804
- Did the mail get lost?
- Still!

149
00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,474
Screw it!

150
00:10:36,549 --> 00:10:39,074
- I can write "Cajun Rectum".
- Seriously, man...

151
00:10:39,152 --> 00:10:41,643
Go screw yourself!

152
00:10:41,721 --> 00:10:44,019
- Look what you did!
- What did I do?

153
00:10:44,090 --> 00:10:46,718
Look at this shit! What will I do?

154
00:10:46,826 --> 00:10:49,590
Are you happy now? Why are you here?

155
00:10:49,696 --> 00:10:53,097
My dick was confectioned.
There's cake in the bag!

156
00:10:53,199 --> 00:10:55,258
- Jim, honey?
- Damn!

157
00:10:55,368 --> 00:10:58,428
- The Flahertys are waiting.
- Is he up there?

158
00:10:58,538 --> 00:11:00,199
Now you're screwed!

159
00:11:07,213 --> 00:11:09,773
- Get up!
- That dog is awesome!

160
00:11:09,882 --> 00:11:12,248
Do you know how delicious it is?

161
00:11:14,854 --> 00:11:17,448
- And in the dining room?
- You'll love it.

162
00:11:17,624 --> 00:11:19,182
Wow, Stifler!

163
00:11:20,727 --> 00:11:23,457
- Stop liking this!
- Keep licking!

164
00:11:26,299 --> 00:11:29,564
You little brat! You have to take off your pants!

165
00:11:30,703 --> 00:11:33,399
Good heavens!

166
00:11:34,907 --> 00:11:38,138
It's not what it seems!

167
00:11:38,244 --> 00:11:39,939
My dogs!

168
00:11:40,013 --> 00:11:42,675
- Who knows what they will do to you.
- I loved this dog!

169
00:11:42,749 --> 00:11:46,082
- I was trying to help you.
- Is that your son?

170
00:11:46,152 --> 00:11:50,213
- Get away from the animal!
- Mr. And Mrs. Flaherty, I imagine.

171
00:11:50,289 --> 00:11:51,813
Where are you going?

172
00:11:53,126 --> 00:11:55,594
Lunch is served.

173
00:11:55,962 --> 00:11:58,988
I really hope we can...

174
00:11:59,666 --> 00:12:04,000
...forget all that, move on
forward and start over.

175
00:12:04,437 --> 00:12:05,734
Start over from scratch.

176
00:12:05,805 --> 00:12:08,603
If you hope to sustain and protect...

177
00:12:08,675 --> 00:12:10,768
...our firstborn...

178
00:12:10,843 --> 00:12:13,903
...has a long way to go.
- Thank you, sir.

179
00:12:14,447 --> 00:12:16,278
They think you're an angel...

180
00:12:16,349 --> 00:12:19,648
...and that I'm ungrateful
dog rapist.

181
00:12:20,353 --> 00:12:23,754
They think they raised a girl
of band.

182
00:12:23,923 --> 00:12:26,255
Sometimes it's nice...

183
00:12:26,693 --> 00:12:31,153
...be a little traditional.
- What do you mean, "traditional"?

184
00:12:31,264 --> 00:12:33,630
Regarding marriage.

185
00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,530
It's the day when...

186
00:12:38,171 --> 00:12:40,867
...everyone will be looking only at me.

187
00:12:40,973 --> 00:12:43,237
I have never entered a place where
everyone did:

188
00:12:43,309 --> 00:12:46,540
"Oh!" and "Ah!" and they said...

189
00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:48,977
"Doesn't she look elegant?"

190
00:12:49,048 --> 00:12:52,609
That's exactly how it will be
our wedding.

191
00:12:53,019 --> 00:12:54,384
I promise!

192
00:12:57,023 --> 00:13:00,891
Drug! I was all roasted. Finch?

193
00:13:01,060 --> 00:13:03,494
Will it be here or do you want to take it?

194
00:13:03,996 --> 00:13:07,056
"A clever phrase does not prove
nothing." Voltaire.

195
00:13:07,533 --> 00:13:09,694
"Go take it..." Ron Jeremy.

196
00:13:10,837 --> 00:13:13,169
Has anyone seen the bride's parents?

197
00:13:14,006 --> 00:13:15,030
No?

198
00:13:17,043 --> 00:13:19,671
Wait there! Wait there!

199
00:13:19,779 --> 00:13:22,111
It's not a graduation party!

200
00:13:22,181 --> 00:13:25,673
Wait! Jim is getting married, isn't he?

201
00:13:25,852 --> 00:13:28,047
Damn! This is very important!

202
00:13:28,154 --> 00:13:30,622
Do you know how important it is?

203
00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:33,284
We have to have a bachelor party.

204
00:13:33,359 --> 00:13:36,294
We will commemorate Jim's death
with a party.

205
00:13:36,362 --> 00:13:38,091
Mines and breasts. Tits and ass.

206
00:13:38,164 --> 00:13:40,132
Big breasts, little tits,
turbines, headlights...

207
00:13:40,199 --> 00:13:41,962
rubbing against our faces!

208
00:13:42,034 --> 00:13:44,628
Courage, companions!

209
00:13:44,704 --> 00:13:47,366
That's going to be awesome! My God!

210
00:13:49,909 --> 00:13:53,310
- He had a good idea.
- Yes, there was.

211
00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:59,514
You never heard me say that.

212
00:14:00,186 --> 00:14:02,654
I don't deserve such a nice girl.

213
00:14:02,722 --> 00:14:05,190
She said there will be a wedding.

214
00:14:05,258 --> 00:14:07,283
I promised her a "lord" marriage!

215
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:11,262
Her dream wedding!

216
00:14:11,364 --> 00:14:13,924
- And what's the problem?
- The dance.

217
00:14:14,033 --> 00:14:16,763
She will want to dance.

218
00:14:16,836 --> 00:14:18,497
There is this tradition of the 1st dance.

219
00:14:18,571 --> 00:14:20,937
That Fred Astaire thing.

220
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,166
I don't know how to do that.

221
00:14:22,241 --> 00:14:24,573
She learned at
band camp.

222
00:14:24,677 --> 00:14:27,441
Start taking classes now.

223
00:14:27,547 --> 00:14:31,745
I have to convince her parents
that I'm not an idiot.

224
00:14:32,285 --> 00:14:34,378
- Challenging.
- If it is!

225
00:14:34,453 --> 00:14:36,387
But it can happen. What else?

226
00:14:36,856 --> 00:14:39,290
I don't know what else.

227
00:14:39,392 --> 00:14:41,223
She avoids telling me.

228
00:14:41,294 --> 00:14:44,058
You don't want me to worry about being
worried.

229
00:14:44,130 --> 00:14:46,792
- I'm worried.
- Recognition.

230
00:14:49,135 --> 00:14:52,366
Are you talking about spying on Michelle?

231
00:14:52,438 --> 00:14:54,736
"Spying" is wrong.

232
00:14:55,741 --> 00:14:59,142
"Extra attention" means you
cares.

233
00:14:59,245 --> 00:15:02,214
And truth.

234
00:15:02,715 --> 00:15:05,343
- Guys, to the next step!
- Stop that thing!

235
00:15:05,418 --> 00:15:06,783
Put your glass down.

236
00:15:23,970 --> 00:15:27,428
POSSIBLE PLACES FOR THE PARTY
SINGLE

237
00:15:37,783 --> 00:15:40,411
We'll find a beautiful one somewhere,
I promise.

238
00:15:40,486 --> 00:15:42,283
Let's look.

239
00:15:45,691 --> 00:15:48,489
Is everything ok?
The room can get a little cold.

240
00:15:48,561 --> 00:15:51,029
- Do you have enough blankets?
- Everything is OK, thank you.

241
00:15:51,097 --> 00:15:53,088
I would like you...

242
00:15:53,766 --> 00:15:56,963
...one day soon,
we had a little chat.

243
00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:59,065
I would like to tell them...

244
00:15:59,138 --> 00:16:01,800
...why do I think
I will be a good husband.

245
00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:04,942
- As soon as they have time.
- Why?

246
00:16:05,211 --> 00:16:06,508
Say!

247
00:16:09,782 --> 00:16:13,047
I said we could
talk soon.

248
00:16:13,152 --> 00:16:16,849
Now it will be a kind of
preliminary conversation...

249
00:16:17,523 --> 00:16:20,981
...before the long conversation to come...

250
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:23,824
...which would happen in a calm...

251
00:16:24,297 --> 00:16:25,889
...dinner reserved.

252
00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:28,891
Let him finish.

253
00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:33,201
I'm talking to you!

254
00:16:33,873 --> 00:16:35,067
All good.

255
00:16:37,810 --> 00:16:39,675
I loved talking to you.

256
00:16:43,683 --> 00:16:46,208
No. Those won't help.

257
00:16:50,723 --> 00:16:54,318
You two in a sports store!
Very good! Finch...

258
00:16:57,363 --> 00:16:59,388
...here's your size.

259
00:16:59,498 --> 00:17:00,760
Beautiful!

260
00:17:00,866 --> 00:17:02,993
Jim needs to learn to dance.

261
00:17:03,069 --> 00:17:05,333
I think he's screwed.

262
00:17:05,404 --> 00:17:08,032
Of course it is! You're getting married.

263
00:17:08,107 --> 00:17:10,667
I want to see what a disaster it will be.

264
00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:13,604
Why do you think you will be invited?

265
00:17:19,852 --> 00:17:22,844
I called Jim's mom and she
informed everything.

266
00:17:22,922 --> 00:17:25,117
I'm getting ready.

267
00:17:25,224 --> 00:17:28,955
Time to get the bridesmaids!

268
00:17:29,061 --> 00:17:32,030
I'm going to be very busy.

269
00:17:33,899 --> 00:17:36,697
I'm going to "fuck it..."!

270
00:17:36,769 --> 00:17:39,431
That's what I'm talking about.

271
00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:42,367
Alright, Stifler.

272
00:17:42,441 --> 00:17:45,376
It's kind of difficult to explain.

273
00:17:46,245 --> 00:17:48,304
Listen, you're cool.

274
00:17:49,648 --> 00:17:52,116
You are cool. I like you.

275
00:17:52,218 --> 00:17:55,676
Excellent. Can you give me a blowjob
later. I'm working, man.

276
00:17:57,757 --> 00:18:00,624
- Strength! Fast!
- My mother didn't know...

277
00:18:00,726 --> 00:18:03,786
- Push!
- There was a misunderstanding.

278
00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:06,126
- You weren't invited.
- Stop!

279
00:18:09,935 --> 00:18:12,563
How the hell do you think about getting married?

280
00:18:12,638 --> 00:18:15,471
I have taken care of your sex life since
school time!

281
00:18:15,574 --> 00:18:17,337
You what?

282
00:18:20,946 --> 00:18:25,076
The first breast this guy saw
It was because of me!

283
00:18:25,317 --> 00:18:27,615
The first girl
Who did you have sex with...

284
00:18:27,686 --> 00:18:30,450
I was at my party!

285
00:18:30,756 --> 00:18:35,090
And it's the girl he's going to marry.
Stifoda showed him the way.

286
00:18:35,661 --> 00:18:39,324
- Won't I hear "Hallelujah"?
- Hallelujah, Stifler!

287
00:18:39,432 --> 00:18:41,297
But, colleagues...

288
00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:44,461
...this kid doesn't want that
Stifodão here...

289
00:18:44,537 --> 00:18:47,267
...the Great Fuck Facilitator,
go to the wedding.

290
00:18:47,339 --> 00:18:50,706
- Who's a cocksucker?
- Jim is a cocksucker.

291
00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:54,036
The answer is no! Sorry.
The answer is no.

292
00:18:54,947 --> 00:18:57,177
- I know how to dance.
- What?

293
00:18:57,783 --> 00:18:59,216
I know how to dance.

294
00:19:02,121 --> 00:19:04,316
5, 6, 7, 8.

295
00:19:07,059 --> 00:19:11,393
- What step is that?
- Left, stop, turn.

296
00:19:13,632 --> 00:19:16,430
- Stop looking into my eyes!
- Sorry. Sorry.

297
00:19:16,502 --> 00:19:18,800
How do you know how to do this?

298
00:19:18,871 --> 00:19:20,896
My mother forced me to study
for 3 years.

299
00:19:20,973 --> 00:19:22,406
I hated it.

300
00:19:22,508 --> 00:19:26,035
No, you're very good.
I should do ballet.

301
00:19:26,145 --> 00:19:27,476
Asshole face!

302
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:30,481
What part of this shit don't you understand?

303
00:19:30,549 --> 00:19:32,380
That's what I talk about.

304
00:19:32,485 --> 00:19:35,921
You can't behave like that!
If you want to go to the wedding...

305
00:19:36,021 --> 00:19:37,648
You can't act like that.

306
00:19:37,723 --> 00:19:41,090
- Did you call me rude?
- "Ill-mannered" would be very good.

307
00:19:41,193 --> 00:19:43,821
Try not to be...

308
00:19:43,896 --> 00:19:46,524
...you know, you!

309
00:19:49,201 --> 00:19:53,262
Enough of that. It's not worth it.

310
00:19:53,372 --> 00:19:56,671
Want to plan a bachelor party?

311
00:19:56,742 --> 00:19:58,505
With a vibrator show?

312
00:19:59,545 --> 00:20:03,811
Of course. If you find a time for it,
okay.

313
00:20:03,883 --> 00:20:05,612
- Surprise me.
- Sorry, man.

314
00:20:05,684 --> 00:20:08,517
- That alone is not enough.
- Like this?

315
00:20:08,587 --> 00:20:11,920
I need assurance that I will
have sex in this marriage.

316
00:20:12,024 --> 00:20:14,117
I'm sorry,
I can't promise that.

317
00:20:14,193 --> 00:20:16,354
Well, let me put it this way, Jimbo.

318
00:20:16,428 --> 00:20:20,524
No pussy, no dancing. OK?

319
00:20:23,769 --> 00:20:25,737
Was that polite?

320
00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:33,037
His suspicions were confirmed.

321
00:20:33,112 --> 00:20:35,945
Michelle couldn't find the dress.

322
00:20:36,148 --> 00:20:40,244
She wants an Amsale.
They have a store in Chicago.

323
00:20:40,753 --> 00:20:43,881
Leaving now we will arrive before
to close.

324
00:20:43,956 --> 00:20:46,288
3 hours by car.

325
00:20:46,759 --> 00:20:50,217
3 hours? Damn!
Are we going to Chicago to see boobs?

326
00:20:50,296 --> 00:20:53,595
Let's buy a dress
to Michelle in Chicago.

327
00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:58,262
- Now, please get lost!
- What is the capital of Thailand?

328
00:20:59,104 --> 00:21:00,503
"Bangkospe"!

329
00:21:02,141 --> 00:21:04,735
I'll go ahead.

330
00:21:10,482 --> 00:21:12,507
Let's stop this
dress nonsense.

331
00:21:12,585 --> 00:21:16,043
This striptease club offers
fried chicken before 7pm.

332
00:21:16,322 --> 00:21:19,758
Let me take care of it.
I get along well with these people.

333
00:21:19,992 --> 00:21:22,620
- Are they gay?
- No, you idiot. They have style.

334
00:21:22,695 --> 00:21:26,131
They are cults. They are sophisticated.

335
00:21:26,632 --> 00:21:27,826
So they are gay.

336
00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:31,293
<i>Mademoiselle,</i> you can see that...

337
00:21:31,370 --> 00:21:34,999
<i>...monsieur</i> is among Scylla
and Charybdis.

338
00:21:35,541 --> 00:21:39,409
- I'm afraid it's no Ulysses.
- Okay, what's going on?

339
00:21:39,511 --> 00:21:41,445
You need to talk to the costume designer.

340
00:21:41,513 --> 00:21:43,606
Making the dress is work
costume designer...

341
00:21:43,682 --> 00:21:45,980
...and Leslie isn't coming back today.

342
00:21:56,495 --> 00:21:59,430
She said she could be
in one of those bars.

343
00:21:59,531 --> 00:22:02,432
Let's look for Leslie Summers.

344
00:22:02,534 --> 00:22:03,728
Right.

345
00:22:19,852 --> 00:22:24,084
- Hi, cutie.
- Hi, kitten.

346
00:22:24,857 --> 00:22:27,690
- I loved your t-shirt.
- Do I know you?

347
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,421
My name is Jennifer.

348
00:22:30,596 --> 00:22:34,430
Jennifer, relax.
Let things roll...

349
00:22:34,967 --> 00:22:37,959
...and enjoy it, because dad is a customer.
- Would you like a drink?

350
00:22:38,070 --> 00:22:40,265
Of course.

351
00:22:43,075 --> 00:22:44,633
2 cold ones!

352
00:22:45,144 --> 00:22:47,510
I know someone who will love it
your energy.

353
00:22:47,579 --> 00:22:49,570
- Wait.
- Of course, love.

354
00:22:49,648 --> 00:22:51,445
That's it.

355
00:22:52,451 --> 00:22:54,749
- How are you, hottie?
- Very good.

356
00:22:55,621 --> 00:22:58,454
- What a deep voice!
- It's not just the voice.

357
00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:00,819
I understood.

358
00:23:01,627 --> 00:23:05,222
- You're very cute.
- Thanks.

359
00:23:09,468 --> 00:23:11,834
You're getting excited!

360
00:23:13,072 --> 00:23:16,132
The fun is over.
What's going on?

361
00:23:19,678 --> 00:23:22,579
- Were you lucky?
- Not much.

362
00:23:22,748 --> 00:23:24,272
Alright, let's go.

363
00:23:27,853 --> 00:23:30,788
This is the Bear.

364
00:23:31,290 --> 00:23:33,190
And what a bear!

365
00:23:38,630 --> 00:23:41,497
- How much do you lift?
- How much do you weigh?

366
00:23:41,633 --> 00:23:44,033
Why? Do you want to lift me up?

367
00:23:45,037 --> 00:23:48,336
- Yeah, I think I can do it.
- I bet so.

368
00:23:48,607 --> 00:23:52,008
You are big.
I could use it on my team.

369
00:23:52,611 --> 00:23:56,638
Are you talking about our team?
or a real team.

370
00:23:57,049 --> 00:24:00,951
What is "our team"?
Where is the girl?

371
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,481
What are we talking about?

372
00:24:03,555 --> 00:24:06,115
Take another look around you.

373
00:24:09,461 --> 00:24:11,986
- Wonderful!
- Hey my dear.

374
00:24:12,064 --> 00:24:14,828
My God! What is happening?

375
00:24:17,536 --> 00:24:20,004
Is this your maximum?

376
00:24:21,306 --> 00:24:22,637
Bichinha!

377
00:24:23,642 --> 00:24:26,509
I definitely came to the wrong place!

378
00:24:28,714 --> 00:24:30,511
Face! Good to see you!

379
00:24:30,582 --> 00:24:33,016
Came to see a gay nightclub!

380
00:24:33,085 --> 00:24:36,213
I don't want to talk. Let's go!

381
00:24:36,321 --> 00:24:38,414
- He was already leaving.
- Fuck you!

382
00:24:38,524 --> 00:24:41,391
- Did you find Leslie?
- Fucking costume designer!

383
00:24:41,493 --> 00:24:44,724
- Do you know Leslie Summers?
- We want to find her.

384
00:24:46,899 --> 00:24:49,732
They're out of luck. Go home!

385
00:24:49,935 --> 00:24:51,926
Do you know Leslie Summers?

386
00:24:52,037 --> 00:24:55,097
We drove from Michigan...

387
00:24:55,207 --> 00:24:57,835
...to find the dress
of my fiancée.

388
00:24:57,910 --> 00:25:01,346
We need Leslie to do it.
Can you help find her?

389
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,672
Leslie always helps jerks.

390
00:25:07,019 --> 00:25:09,510
What it was? I don't look like a steak.

391
00:25:09,688 --> 00:25:13,385
Not all gay
wants to have sex with you.

392
00:25:13,459 --> 00:25:17,691
Listen, ass-licker. If I were gay,
would have a crush on me.

393
00:25:17,963 --> 00:25:19,726
- And even?
- Yeah!

394
00:25:19,798 --> 00:25:24,132
I have style. I'm cultured.
I'm sophisticated.

395
00:25:24,236 --> 00:25:28,366
And it all radiates
of your sensual being.

396
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:32,206
Stop it!
Everyone wants a piece of Stifodão!

397
00:25:34,947 --> 00:25:36,915
Yeah, right!

398
00:25:39,985 --> 00:25:41,384
Undoubtedly!

399
00:25:42,588 --> 00:25:44,385
I'll show you!

400
00:25:44,456 --> 00:25:46,754
- Say "bye"!
- Goodbye! Goodbye. Goodbye.

401
00:25:49,895 --> 00:25:51,624
Good luck with the dress.

402
00:26:27,432 --> 00:26:28,956
Mother of God!

403
00:26:46,652 --> 00:26:47,880
Bicha!

404
00:27:00,732 --> 00:27:02,757
What is that? Dance contest?

405
00:28:37,229 --> 00:28:38,560
I love you!

406
00:28:40,666 --> 00:28:43,635
What I saw was worth it all.

407
00:28:43,735 --> 00:28:46,670
I'm Leslie Summers.
You got your dress.

408
00:28:49,274 --> 00:28:52,072
My God! Thanks. Thanks!

409
00:28:52,844 --> 00:28:55,312
All good. Who is this friend of yours?

410
00:28:55,414 --> 00:28:56,642
Hi. Kevin.

411
00:29:01,853 --> 00:29:04,253
Wasn't that night great?

412
00:29:04,322 --> 00:29:06,620
- Are you kidding me?
- Yeah, it was a show!

413
00:29:06,692 --> 00:29:08,125
Hey guys!

414
00:29:09,828 --> 00:29:11,921
When they throw the bachelor party...

415
00:29:11,997 --> 00:29:13,692
...I'll get the girls.

416
00:29:14,132 --> 00:29:16,327
- In truth.
- All good!

417
00:29:17,869 --> 00:29:19,131
Call me!

418
00:29:19,337 --> 00:29:21,862
Stifinho, you dance well.

419
00:29:28,146 --> 00:29:30,478
I said the guy wanted to eat me.

420
00:29:32,551 --> 00:29:35,452
Are they really going to make my dress?

421
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,715
They are waiting for your call.

422
00:29:37,823 --> 00:29:40,883
This is too much! I love you.

423
00:29:41,393 --> 00:29:42,724
Thanks!

424
00:29:47,532 --> 00:29:49,227
It worked out.

425
00:29:50,402 --> 00:29:53,633
I think it's time
that special dinner.

426
00:29:53,839 --> 00:29:55,500
I'll have turkey.

427
00:30:00,645 --> 00:30:02,135
Thanks for the help.

428
00:30:02,214 --> 00:30:04,978
There's little time left
and there is a lot to do.

429
00:30:08,019 --> 00:30:09,179
Cadence!

430
00:30:23,735 --> 00:30:27,694
Cadence, this is Paul Finch.
My little sister, Cadence.

431
00:30:27,773 --> 00:30:30,435
- Great pleasure.
- He's reading Descartes.

432
00:30:30,842 --> 00:30:35,404
<i>Cogito ergo sum.</i>
"I think, therefore I am."

433
00:30:36,248 --> 00:30:37,510
Hungry.

434
00:30:38,950 --> 00:30:40,110
Hungry.

435
00:30:42,420 --> 00:30:46,823
- When is Mark coming?
- Let me see... Never!

436
00:30:47,759 --> 00:30:50,421
- Are you finished?
- How tragic!

437
00:30:51,129 --> 00:30:53,495
Sorry, Paul Finch.
Women's things.

438
00:30:59,738 --> 00:31:01,069
Stay calm.

439
00:31:01,573 --> 00:31:04,303
I'm free, she's free.
Everything is fine.

440
00:31:05,410 --> 00:31:08,106
She is beautiful and you are you.

441
00:31:08,180 --> 00:31:10,774
Tell everything, sister. What's the problem?

442
00:31:10,916 --> 00:31:12,281
I dumped him.

443
00:31:12,417 --> 00:31:16,319
But it was Mark. I thought you liked it
of him. He was cool.

444
00:31:16,421 --> 00:31:20,687
There was nothing cool about him.

445
00:31:21,693 --> 00:31:23,661
Let me understand.

446
00:31:23,762 --> 00:31:25,229
He didn't want to "do it."

447
00:31:25,297 --> 00:31:29,256
Said he didn't want to ruin it
all with a defloration.

448
00:31:29,334 --> 00:31:31,666
Who uses the word deflower?

449
00:31:33,171 --> 00:31:35,662
It's the kind of thing Mom would say.

450
00:31:35,874 --> 00:31:39,366
I think mom and dad's idea
proper behavior daddy...

451
00:31:39,811 --> 00:31:42,336
...it's not the same as mine.

452
00:31:43,014 --> 00:31:47,041
Mi, you are in love.
You're getting married. How is that?

453
00:31:48,887 --> 00:31:50,946
I will never be able to explain.

454
00:31:51,022 --> 00:31:53,490
I decided that we would write the vows...

455
00:31:53,558 --> 00:31:55,458
...but I can't do it.

456
00:31:56,294 --> 00:31:58,159
How would you explain love?

457
00:31:59,531 --> 00:32:01,362
I don't think I could say.

458
00:32:01,466 --> 00:32:04,230
I've never felt this way about a guy.

459
00:32:04,336 --> 00:32:06,804
- One day you will feel it.
- Perhaps.

460
00:32:07,372 --> 00:32:11,308
For now I wanted to make out
this weekend.

461
00:32:11,643 --> 00:32:15,135
Jim doesn't have single friends?
Is Finch a possibility?

462
00:32:15,413 --> 00:32:16,880
Finch is edible.

463
00:32:16,982 --> 00:32:18,643
Yes, he is edible.

464
00:32:24,022 --> 00:32:27,253
Sucker. Do not send a letter to
my room at school.

465
00:32:27,359 --> 00:32:30,055
Stifler, come in. Feel free.

466
00:32:30,161 --> 00:32:33,062
His letter impressed the coach.

467
00:32:33,164 --> 00:32:35,155
I will help you remember.

468
00:32:35,233 --> 00:32:37,861
"Dear Steve:
Teach me to dance...

469
00:32:37,936 --> 00:32:39,597
...how he danced in the gay club".

470
00:32:39,671 --> 00:32:41,502
I was being sincere.

471
00:32:41,573 --> 00:32:45,600
Don't pressure me because I'm
at the limit.

472
00:32:45,710 --> 00:32:48,372
I'm trying not to get out of control.

473
00:32:52,417 --> 00:32:55,181
They are beautiful bridesmaid dresses.

474
00:32:55,553 --> 00:32:58,283
They can be used on other occasions.

475
00:32:58,890 --> 00:33:01,381
Isn't it very sexy?

476
00:33:01,459 --> 00:33:05,589
I don't want to seem vulgar.
I want to attract a decent guy.

477
00:33:05,897 --> 00:33:08,593
It's a wedding.
All the guys will be decent.

478
00:33:09,367 --> 00:33:12,268
I don't feel like a virgin
inside it.

479
00:33:17,709 --> 00:33:20,075
They must be happy to finish
the studies.

480
00:33:20,145 --> 00:33:23,273
There's no more space in my brain.

481
00:33:23,648 --> 00:33:26,412
There's always room for Plato
and Aristotle.

482
00:33:26,584 --> 00:33:28,449
Some of my favorites.

483
00:33:30,455 --> 00:33:32,116
Excuse me, guys.

484
00:33:32,724 --> 00:33:35,750
Finch, she thought you
it was sarcastic.

485
00:33:35,961 --> 00:33:38,589
It's a great pleasure.

486
00:33:39,464 --> 00:33:42,331
Want help? Let me help you.

487
00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:45,901
Ready. Never give up, sir.

488
00:33:48,106 --> 00:33:49,573
Very good!

489
00:33:50,008 --> 00:33:52,101
That's really cool.

490
00:33:53,611 --> 00:33:55,841
I love old people, you know?

491
00:33:57,782 --> 00:34:00,148
I hate being stuck up and rude,
but...

492
00:34:00,251 --> 00:34:03,084
...meets Jim Levenstein
and Michelle Flaherty?

493
00:34:03,154 --> 00:34:06,123
- Are they here?
- I'm Cadence, Michelle's sister.

494
00:34:06,324 --> 00:34:09,122
I didn't know. I'm their friend,
Steve.

495
00:34:09,194 --> 00:34:11,628
- Great pleasure.
- The pleasure is mine.

496
00:34:11,696 --> 00:34:14,756
- They are taking care of the preparations.
- Cool!

497
00:34:15,033 --> 00:34:17,934
The rest are in the other room.
Do you want to come?

498
00:34:18,003 --> 00:34:19,698
I don't know.

499
00:34:20,038 --> 00:34:22,666
You are so tidy.
I'm not well dressed.

500
00:34:23,641 --> 00:34:25,973
- You look great.
- Thanks.

501
00:34:26,878 --> 00:34:28,539
There they are.

502
00:34:28,646 --> 00:34:30,511
Don't get up.

503
00:34:31,483 --> 00:34:34,179
- Aren't the parents here?
- I'll look for them.

504
00:34:34,352 --> 00:34:37,014
Which one of you is the best man?

505
00:34:37,122 --> 00:34:41,058
Jim didn't pick one.
He couldn't decide.

506
00:34:41,659 --> 00:34:44,992
- Hi, Paul. Hi, Kevin.
- Mom, this is Steven.

507
00:34:45,397 --> 00:34:49,333
He's a friend of Jim's,
mine and everyone's.

508
00:34:50,001 --> 00:34:51,491
You are familiar to me.

509
00:34:51,569 --> 00:34:54,060
And even? I don't think we've ever seen each other.

510
00:34:54,639 --> 00:34:56,072
Now already.

511
00:34:57,509 --> 00:34:59,977
Stopped by Samantha's bakery!

512
00:35:00,512 --> 00:35:03,072
Isn't their chocolate to die for?

513
00:35:03,314 --> 00:35:05,874
- No way!
- I imagine, yes!

514
00:35:05,984 --> 00:35:08,748
- I love chocolate...
- More than life itself!

515
00:35:08,853 --> 00:35:11,083
I was telling your friends...

516
00:35:11,589 --> 00:35:13,853
...that I have something very precious.

517
00:35:13,992 --> 00:35:15,152
What is that?

518
00:35:15,727 --> 00:35:19,595
It belonged to Michelle's grandmother and mine
mother. The wedding ring.

519
00:35:19,998 --> 00:35:21,727
How precious!

520
00:35:21,833 --> 00:35:26,600
Since everyone is godparents,
I don't know who should keep it.

521
00:35:26,704 --> 00:35:28,399
I think...

522
00:35:30,575 --> 00:35:33,772
Why don't you meet us first
and then decide?

523
00:35:34,512 --> 00:35:37,174
You are a gentleman, Steve.

524
00:35:37,248 --> 00:35:40,081
I hear it all the time, but I can't get enough of it.

525
00:35:40,552 --> 00:35:42,577
Paul, do you have a machine?

526
00:35:42,687 --> 00:35:44,120
Well remembered!

527
00:35:45,890 --> 00:35:49,257
I must have left my
machine at home, Steven.

528
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,624
Remember next time.

529
00:35:53,598 --> 00:35:56,089
- I won't forget that moment.
- I know.

530
00:35:56,201 --> 00:35:59,398
- Do you want to come with us, Steven?
- I would love.

531
00:35:59,471 --> 00:36:01,268
I loved seeing them.

532
00:36:02,774 --> 00:36:05,766
Zyskowski Flowers

533
00:36:07,912 --> 00:36:10,574
Amazing!

534
00:36:10,648 --> 00:36:12,479
Why are you near the flowers?

535
00:36:12,550 --> 00:36:15,212
I love how the tulips accentuate the...

536
00:36:15,286 --> 00:36:17,948
- What are these?
- Lysianthus folded.

537
00:36:18,056 --> 00:36:20,820
- Lysianthus.
- Folded lysianthus.

538
00:36:21,259 --> 00:36:23,056
What a beautiful name!

539
00:36:26,064 --> 00:36:29,932
Told him to behave
if you want to go to the wedding.

540
00:36:30,001 --> 00:36:32,060
I'll take care of it.

541
00:36:32,137 --> 00:36:35,903
- James. Come here. Excellent!
- See if I forgot anything.

542
00:36:35,974 --> 00:36:37,601
We are having fun.

543
00:36:38,009 --> 00:36:41,843
- I think I've already chosen everything.
- Look, look!

544
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:46,644
Sahara and desert rose
for your ladies.

545
00:36:46,751 --> 00:36:48,810
Give me that. Smell!

546
00:36:50,255 --> 00:36:52,086
It's fantastic.

547
00:36:58,463 --> 00:36:59,953
Just look at this!

548
00:37:02,333 --> 00:37:04,597
Let's see the candelabrum.

549
00:37:04,669 --> 00:37:07,160
I think with the summer flowers.
Cute!

550
00:37:07,238 --> 00:37:08,762
Thanks. Bye, Cadence.

551
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,638
What do you think, girls?
Isn't it adorable?

552
00:37:11,709 --> 00:37:14,872
I know what you're doing.

553
00:37:14,979 --> 00:37:18,346
- I can't believe you'll do that!
- Calm down!

554
00:37:18,449 --> 00:37:20,041
- Everything's fine.
- What?

555
00:37:20,118 --> 00:37:22,985
I will teach you to dance
like the "Baryshninikov".

556
00:37:25,190 --> 00:37:26,282
He is very good.

557
00:37:26,691 --> 00:37:29,888
He doesn't want to be nice,
but have sex with Cadence.

558
00:37:29,994 --> 00:37:32,724
Let's give him a chance.

559
00:37:32,830 --> 00:37:36,561
I guess underneath all those
"fuck", "shit" and "fuck"...

560
00:37:36,668 --> 00:37:40,798
...there is a sensitive person
thirsty for acceptance.

561
00:37:40,872 --> 00:37:42,499
That's what I think.

562
00:37:43,474 --> 00:37:45,999
You have to stop masturbating.

563
00:37:46,077 --> 00:37:47,476
Your brain will melt.

564
00:37:48,046 --> 00:37:52,506
Watch Stifodão.
What is your characteristic trait?

565
00:37:54,152 --> 00:37:56,643
Excessive swearing.

566
00:37:56,754 --> 00:37:59,552
Thanks, man.
I also have self-esteem.

567
00:37:59,724 --> 00:38:01,214
You're a jerk!

568
00:38:01,326 --> 00:38:04,159
You have to behave like a man.

569
00:38:04,229 --> 00:38:07,995
Your posture guides your partner.
Did you understand?

570
00:38:08,266 --> 00:38:09,893
Follow me.

571
00:38:11,169 --> 00:38:14,434
- This is the waltz.
- Waltz? All good.

572
00:38:19,510 --> 00:38:22,570
- You are very good!
- You're absolutely right.

573
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,444
I'm helping you with everything.

574
00:38:25,550 --> 00:38:27,916
All I need to do is shave your balls.

575
00:38:28,019 --> 00:38:31,284
Do I have to shave my bag?
Do you shave?

576
00:38:31,422 --> 00:38:32,787
Face!

577
00:38:36,694 --> 00:38:38,389
Just shave...

578
00:38:39,564 --> 00:38:41,691
Nothing like a local pub.

579
00:38:41,766 --> 00:38:43,529
The real America.

580
00:38:43,601 --> 00:38:46,069
Without that franchise atmosphere
and catchy jingles.

581
00:38:46,137 --> 00:38:47,729
Why don't you like jingles?

582
00:38:47,805 --> 00:38:50,399
I think it was Voltaire who said:

583
00:38:51,476 --> 00:38:55,742
"A clever jingle proves everything
for me and my friends."

584
00:38:58,716 --> 00:39:01,947
Cadence, I didn't know you were here.

585
00:39:02,153 --> 00:39:04,621
Big hit time
by Voltaire!

586
00:39:04,722 --> 00:39:07,714
Voltaire? Stifler, please
Who was Voltaire?

587
00:39:07,792 --> 00:39:10,659
Someone smarter than you.

588
00:39:10,762 --> 00:39:14,823
I'm getting fed up with this
intellectual bid.

589
00:39:15,066 --> 00:39:16,795
Me too.

590
00:39:17,168 --> 00:39:19,159
Being smart is difficult!

591
00:39:22,307 --> 00:39:24,775
I'll give you some information:

592
00:39:25,843 --> 00:39:28,573
Voltaire bothers me!

593
00:39:30,581 --> 00:39:31,775
What?

594
00:39:32,116 --> 00:39:34,516
Finally someone spoke!

595
00:39:34,619 --> 00:39:36,587
And as they say:

596
00:39:36,654 --> 00:39:38,815
"Love life,
take your salary and go fuck yourself."

597
00:39:38,890 --> 00:39:42,326
This is Finfodão’s philosophy.

598
00:39:42,694 --> 00:39:44,855
- I liked.
- I believe.

599
00:39:45,530 --> 00:39:47,998
I don't know why.

600
00:39:48,066 --> 00:39:50,626
Finfodão doesn't do any
meaning to me.

601
00:39:50,702 --> 00:39:53,535
- Of course it does.
- It makes fucking sense!

602
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:59,635
Cadence, let's leave
that idiot there.

603
00:39:59,711 --> 00:40:01,872
Screw it. Screw this. I'm going for it.

604
00:40:01,979 --> 00:40:04,743
I think I'll stretch it a little...

605
00:40:04,849 --> 00:40:06,282
...the legs with Finfodão.

606
00:40:06,351 --> 00:40:08,979
How are you, Steven?

607
00:40:17,428 --> 00:40:19,919
We started playing Donkey Kong,
you queer!

608
00:40:21,065 --> 00:40:24,057
- Keep everything.
- That's what I'm doing.

609
00:40:25,670 --> 00:40:27,604
Cadence said something
about me?

610
00:40:27,672 --> 00:40:31,108
It seems like she has a crush on you
and Finch.

611
00:40:31,209 --> 00:40:34,337
Finch. She will be free
tomorrow night?

612
00:40:34,545 --> 00:40:36,479
No. You'll go with Michelle to the last...

613
00:40:36,547 --> 00:40:39,448
...dress fitting.
- And her parents?

614
00:40:39,917 --> 00:40:41,885
I think mom liked me.

615
00:40:41,953 --> 00:40:45,514
Go to the north with my parents...

616
00:40:45,590 --> 00:40:47,922
...prepare things for the rehearsal.

617
00:40:48,025 --> 00:40:49,754
That's where they will be.

618
00:40:49,861 --> 00:40:52,694
Don't disturb them by going
behind them.

619
00:40:52,764 --> 00:40:55,028
A wedding. Drug!

620
00:40:56,534 --> 00:40:58,764
How do you know she's the right girl?

621
00:40:58,870 --> 00:41:00,132
I know.

622
00:41:00,238 --> 00:41:02,365
I'm a better person
next to Michelle.

623
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:04,237
No, idiot!

624
00:41:04,308 --> 00:41:07,709
Had sex with another
girl for 10 seconds...

625
00:41:07,779 --> 00:41:11,374
...and dismissed Nadia.
What a stupid fuck!

626
00:41:11,449 --> 00:41:14,111
It looks like a blind man choosing
a porn video.

627
00:41:14,218 --> 00:41:15,981
It's crazy!

628
00:41:19,424 --> 00:41:21,756
It's just pre-wedding anxiety.

629
00:41:21,826 --> 00:41:24,386
This is forever. It's...

630
00:41:24,829 --> 00:41:28,765
Michelle was the only girl
who I had sex with.

631
00:41:28,966 --> 00:41:32,834
Would you do without a shag
with Nadia?

632
00:41:34,338 --> 00:41:36,499
Why? Did she say anything?

633
00:41:37,308 --> 00:41:39,105
Hypothetically, Dad.

634
00:41:39,177 --> 00:41:40,804
Well, hypothetically...

635
00:41:40,912 --> 00:41:42,937
...I'm married.

636
00:41:43,581 --> 00:41:46,914
- If he wasn't married.
- She's a college student.

637
00:41:46,984 --> 00:41:50,579
- If you were too.
- Right away. Yes.

638
00:41:51,422 --> 00:41:54,482
What you are feeling is normal...

639
00:41:54,592 --> 00:41:57,618
...and perfectly natural.
In marriage there is no desire...

640
00:41:57,695 --> 00:42:00,459
animal and wanton fantasies.

641
00:42:00,531 --> 00:42:02,590
It has nothing to do with...

642
00:42:02,667 --> 00:42:05,795
...who is the dog and who is the post
at night.

643
00:42:05,870 --> 00:42:07,497
It's more than that.

644
00:42:07,605 --> 00:42:12,133
The longer the marriage lasts,
the longer you will be able to...

645
00:42:13,344 --> 00:42:14,606
...run out of sex.

646
00:42:14,679 --> 00:42:17,113
But when that moment
magic happens...

647
00:42:18,182 --> 00:42:20,013
...it all makes sense.

648
00:42:20,117 --> 00:42:23,177
And I say that your mother still makes me...

649
00:42:23,287 --> 00:42:24,754
...squeal like a pig.

650
00:42:24,822 --> 00:42:27,723
In a good way.

651
00:42:27,825 --> 00:42:29,884
Do you understand where I'm going?

652
00:42:29,994 --> 00:42:31,484
I, I think I...

653
00:42:31,562 --> 00:42:34,053
- Do you want to know anything else?
- No. No.

654
00:42:36,334 --> 00:42:38,063
Whenever you need it.

655
00:42:57,221 --> 00:43:01,157
He didn't arrive.
Don't leave cars in sight.

656
00:43:08,599 --> 00:43:10,226
That's fucking awesome!

657
00:43:10,601 --> 00:43:12,296
Did you like my pants, Stifinho?

658
00:43:12,370 --> 00:43:14,361
Girls have to be worth the price.

659
00:43:14,438 --> 00:43:16,770
They are worth it. A good wine...

660
00:43:16,874 --> 00:43:18,341
will make them happier.

661
00:43:18,409 --> 00:43:20,104
There's wine in the cellar.

662
00:43:20,211 --> 00:43:23,374
I'll get it. They won't want
lose it.

663
00:43:25,683 --> 00:43:28,675
Sirs! Let me introduce you...

664
00:43:28,753 --> 00:43:32,450
...officer Krystal
<i>und Fräulein</i> Brandi!

665
00:43:34,025 --> 00:43:35,458
My God! My God!

666
00:43:41,232 --> 00:43:43,564
You are very messy!

667
00:43:49,273 --> 00:43:51,002
Do you see my butt?

668
00:44:02,053 --> 00:44:03,918
naughty girl!

669
00:44:06,324 --> 00:44:08,417
No appeal to the 5th Amendment.

670
00:44:08,492 --> 00:44:10,551
My God!

671
00:44:18,302 --> 00:44:20,167
Are you just going to sit there drooling?

672
00:44:20,271 --> 00:44:23,434
- Isn't it a bachelor party?
- Damn, of course it is!

673
00:44:23,741 --> 00:44:25,675
What? Couldn't hear it.

674
00:44:29,313 --> 00:44:32,282
- Higher.
- Yes. Yes. Bachelor party.

675
00:44:32,583 --> 00:44:34,312
Stick your finger up my ass!

676
00:44:37,788 --> 00:44:39,085
How sick.

677
00:44:39,156 --> 00:44:42,785
I think we should wait for Jim.

678
00:44:42,860 --> 00:44:45,454
Jim damn it! This is for
us! It's too much!

679
00:44:45,529 --> 00:44:46,860
Take off her blouse.

680
00:44:46,931 --> 00:44:50,765
My girlfriend created rules for
this: Don't touch!

681
00:44:51,135 --> 00:44:52,932
Don't you dance, clown?

682
00:44:53,004 --> 00:44:56,633
Get that stupid smile off your face,
you little shit!

683
00:44:56,707 --> 00:44:58,106
This is fantastic!

684
00:44:58,175 --> 00:45:00,666
- Do you like it like that? Quite a lot.
- I really like.

685
00:45:03,180 --> 00:45:04,340
Pardon me.

686
00:45:04,682 --> 00:45:07,480
Not yet, but you'll regret it.

687
00:45:08,386 --> 00:45:10,718
Like I said, it's fantastic.

688
00:45:18,362 --> 00:45:20,557
Listen, I think we know...

689
00:45:20,665 --> 00:45:24,567
...that Officer Krystal and I
we have a fall...

690
00:45:24,735 --> 00:45:25,997
- Fall?
- Yes.

691
00:45:33,911 --> 00:45:36,778
Nobody ever hit me
ass like that.

692
00:45:37,248 --> 00:45:40,240
No one has ever pinched my nipple
with so much fury.

693
00:45:47,758 --> 00:45:50,226
I am a master of tantric art.

694
00:45:50,728 --> 00:45:52,958
I look at her body and see...

695
00:45:53,064 --> 00:45:56,556
...the chakras and things that
I could do with her...

696
00:46:08,112 --> 00:46:11,445
You are beautiful. Thanks.

697
00:46:11,916 --> 00:46:13,884
It's the most beautiful.

698
00:46:14,618 --> 00:46:16,279
Am I that thin?

699
00:46:16,587 --> 00:46:19,055
What is this, Buffalo Bill?

700
00:46:20,558 --> 00:46:22,753
What it was? Too pink?

701
00:46:22,827 --> 00:46:26,558
Better take off those clothes.

702
00:46:27,832 --> 00:46:30,232
Dude, now that's screwed up.

703
00:46:32,970 --> 00:46:35,996
In conclusion, you were a bad girl.

704
00:46:36,741 --> 00:46:40,142
Was it bad, Brandi? It was very bad.

705
00:46:41,612 --> 00:46:42,977
How vulgar.

706
00:46:44,515 --> 00:46:46,244
Take off her blouse!

707
00:46:46,584 --> 00:46:50,076
Start cleaning everything,
you stupid little bugger.

708
00:46:51,989 --> 00:46:54,150
Do you want to see us kissing?

709
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,525
Fuck no!

710
00:46:57,828 --> 00:47:00,160
Enough of this nonsense.

711
00:47:00,264 --> 00:47:02,164
- We already did that.
- Good for you.

712
00:47:14,311 --> 00:47:16,677
I had a fish.

713
00:47:17,148 --> 00:47:19,708
His name was Arnie
and it was so cute...

714
00:47:19,817 --> 00:47:23,014
...he loved me too.
He looked at me...

715
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:26,146
...made that face...
- You could dance...

716
00:47:26,323 --> 00:47:29,815
Or something like that. It was great.
I miss Arnie, but...

717
00:47:30,361 --> 00:47:32,591
...sometimes I see
the Discovery Channel.

718
00:47:32,663 --> 00:47:35,564
- I love this channel.
- I don't care.

719
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,662
Could you please dance for me?

720
00:47:38,736 --> 00:47:42,570
No, this is my favorite!
It was my favorite. All good.

721
00:47:46,744 --> 00:47:47,904
What it was?

722
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:50,742
Nothing.

723
00:47:52,082 --> 00:47:53,879
I said it's too much!

724
00:48:04,061 --> 00:48:06,757
Don't worry about him.

725
00:48:08,566 --> 00:48:11,729
He's crazy. You're crazy, you know that?

726
00:48:18,242 --> 00:48:21,507
Stifler, why are you
looking so much?

727
00:48:21,579 --> 00:48:24,241
I thought you had breasts.

728
00:48:24,348 --> 00:48:26,873
How am I supposed to clean it if it's not dirty?

729
00:48:27,218 --> 00:48:30,949
Go get dirty with something
I clean it with my tongue.

730
00:48:32,690 --> 00:48:34,624
Despicable little thing.

731
00:48:34,859 --> 00:48:36,918
If you insist, <i>fräulein.</i>

732
00:48:52,776 --> 00:48:55,267
Look at you, you scumbag!

733
00:48:55,379 --> 00:48:57,142
Can I just watch?

734
00:48:57,581 --> 00:49:00,982
You don't need to do anything
don't want to.

735
00:49:02,286 --> 00:49:06,382
Hey, hey, stop!
Don't break character again.

736
00:49:06,457 --> 00:49:08,425
I don't care if Kevin screams...

737
00:49:08,492 --> 00:49:10,016
if Finch bit his dick.

738
00:49:10,094 --> 00:49:12,221
A dirty strip
and a meticulous maid...

739
00:49:12,296 --> 00:49:15,163
I am the young servant who needs
be punished and cleaned up.

740
00:49:15,232 --> 00:49:17,757
Don't ever talk to me like that again...

741
00:49:17,835 --> 00:49:19,598
...you pervert!

742
00:49:19,670 --> 00:49:21,604
- Now, obey!
- I obey!

743
00:49:41,325 --> 00:49:42,952
Guys, are we having dinner?

744
00:49:48,799 --> 00:49:49,823
It can leave.

745
00:49:53,103 --> 00:49:55,264
- Shit!
- Stifler.

746
00:49:55,339 --> 00:49:58,137
I baked something really tasty.

747
00:49:58,208 --> 00:49:59,675
We love surprises.

748
00:49:59,944 --> 00:50:03,141
- He said he spoke to Jim.
- I spoke, but not about the party.

749
00:50:03,213 --> 00:50:04,874
He said he would come.

750
00:50:04,982 --> 00:50:07,507
- What the hell is that?
- It's chocolate.

751
00:50:09,053 --> 00:50:11,817
I said you went with
my parents...

752
00:50:11,889 --> 00:50:15,256
...so we don't get disturbed.
We can relax.

753
00:50:17,094 --> 00:50:18,959
Please come in.
Make yourselves at home.

754
00:50:19,029 --> 00:50:21,224
- This way.
- Thanks.

755
00:50:25,235 --> 00:50:27,999
- What?
- Pink roses.

756
00:50:28,572 --> 00:50:30,164
Pink roses.

757
00:50:31,508 --> 00:50:35,000
- Beautiful, right?
- Artificial. Nice try.

758
00:50:36,513 --> 00:50:38,174
I almost fooled you!

759
00:50:40,517 --> 00:50:44,078
Michelle told you how
did we fall in love?

760
00:50:44,388 --> 00:50:46,413
Why don't you tell me again?

761
00:50:46,523 --> 00:50:49,686
It's my favorite story.
Where should I start?

762
00:50:51,695 --> 00:50:53,629
Let's see...

763
00:50:53,897 --> 00:50:57,697
I think it all started in...

764
00:51:02,406 --> 00:51:03,805
...Tall Oaks.

765
00:51:04,742 --> 00:51:07,233
That's right. In Tall Oaks.

766
00:51:07,378 --> 00:51:10,279
It was summer when...

767
00:51:11,148 --> 00:51:13,616
- A very hot summer!
- Very hot!

768
00:51:13,717 --> 00:51:16,777
- Look what I found!
- My goodness!

769
00:51:17,321 --> 00:51:19,312
- Hello.
- Hello you!

770
00:51:19,957 --> 00:51:22,721
Jim, I can't believe it!

771
00:51:24,328 --> 00:51:25,420
It cannot?

772
00:51:25,496 --> 00:51:29,296
He hired help because of us.
It was unnecessary.

773
00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:31,900
But I'll take some wine.

774
00:51:31,969 --> 00:51:34,733
- Say "please", Harold.
- Please, of course.

775
00:51:35,839 --> 00:51:38,000
- Certainly.
- That's what you're here for...

776
00:51:38,075 --> 00:51:39,565
...the wine.

777
00:51:39,643 --> 00:51:42,305
- Evidently.
- Why else would it be?

778
00:51:42,413 --> 00:51:46,577
And I thank you for your kindness.

779
00:51:49,653 --> 00:51:51,621
Well, what we have here is a...

780
00:51:51,688 --> 00:51:56,455
...Cabernet "Souvinhão" 1999.

781
00:51:57,694 --> 00:52:01,095
A full-bodied and masculine wine.

782
00:52:01,165 --> 00:52:04,134
It screams sophistication.

783
00:52:05,869 --> 00:52:07,336
James.

784
00:52:08,272 --> 00:52:10,763
I know you're surprised by me
see here.

785
00:52:10,841 --> 00:52:13,503
- A little.
- I'm going to see the dogs.

786
00:52:13,610 --> 00:52:17,137
That! Why don't you two see
the dogs?

787
00:52:17,214 --> 00:52:20,615
No! They won't see the dogs.
They are fine.

788
00:52:20,851 --> 00:52:23,513
- How do you know?
- Because I just saw them.

789
00:52:23,620 --> 00:52:25,349
He just saw them.

790
00:52:25,456 --> 00:52:27,890
- Good job!
- I'll help you with the turkey.

791
00:52:27,991 --> 00:52:31,620
I keep you company.

792
00:52:31,795 --> 00:52:33,126
Thanks.

793
00:52:34,231 --> 00:52:37,132
How long have you been a sommelier, sir?

794
00:52:37,201 --> 00:52:39,396
Belvedere, ma'am.

795
00:52:41,638 --> 00:52:43,469
It's cold here.

796
00:52:43,574 --> 00:52:46,134
How long do we have to stay here?

797
00:52:46,210 --> 00:52:50,203
I don't know. They told us to hide.

798
00:52:50,514 --> 00:52:53,176
What mess are they up to?

799
00:52:53,250 --> 00:52:56,151
This will go up your ass
or in mine today?

800
00:52:59,156 --> 00:53:01,488
Do you have a platter?

801
00:53:03,093 --> 00:53:06,062
- We need a platter.
- Yes.

802
00:53:08,065 --> 00:53:09,191
What was it?

803
00:53:11,034 --> 00:53:13,696
- Nothing.
- Why so nervous?

804
00:53:13,770 --> 00:53:16,933
- I thought it was broken.
- And you are?

805
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:19,736
- No.
- Are you going to catch her?

806
00:53:31,288 --> 00:53:35,019
- Yes. A platter.
- Excellent.

807
00:53:35,092 --> 00:53:36,457
Now a meat board.

808
00:53:36,527 --> 00:53:38,552
No! Stop!

809
00:53:38,629 --> 00:53:39,891
I'll take it.

810
00:53:39,963 --> 00:53:42,227
Nonsense. I can get the board.

811
00:53:42,533 --> 00:53:46,867
Let me see, ready. It's perfect!

812
00:53:47,371 --> 00:53:49,931
I think we will drink white wine
with the turkey.

813
00:53:50,707 --> 00:53:52,470
I will check.

814
00:53:56,947 --> 00:53:58,744
What happened here?

815
00:54:00,918 --> 00:54:04,615
This is clay. I would clean up.

816
00:54:04,788 --> 00:54:06,153
How embarrassing!

817
00:54:06,256 --> 00:54:08,656
It will stain. We need a squeegee.

818
00:54:08,759 --> 00:54:11,626
- It's in the pantry.
- No no!

819
00:54:12,496 --> 00:54:13,929
It is not!

820
00:54:13,997 --> 00:54:16,465
- It's there.
- It's not in the pantry because...

821
00:54:16,567 --> 00:54:19,968
...I moved places.

822
00:54:20,771 --> 00:54:24,104
- Where to? I'll take it.
- I don't remember.

823
00:54:25,275 --> 00:54:28,005
- Don't you remember?
- I don't remember why...

824
00:54:28,111 --> 00:54:29,942
It wasn't me who changed.

825
00:54:30,013 --> 00:54:31,913
It was the cleaning lady.

826
00:54:31,982 --> 00:54:34,280
Your mother said you don't have it.

827
00:54:34,351 --> 00:54:36,478
Why would she say that?

828
00:54:36,587 --> 00:54:38,919
- Did you call, master?
- What the...

829
00:54:39,756 --> 00:54:42,691
- There you are. Hello.
- How are you?

830
00:54:44,962 --> 00:54:47,590
Cleaning lady, we want to know...

831
00:54:47,664 --> 00:54:49,598
...where is the squeegee.

832
00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:52,934
The master put the squeegee on my ass.

833
00:54:53,537 --> 00:54:55,528
- You what?
- Who put what where?

834
00:54:55,606 --> 00:54:57,870
I didn't do any of that
nowhere.

835
00:54:58,675 --> 00:55:00,370
- Can I clean it?
-Harold!

836
00:55:08,051 --> 00:55:10,542
Very good.
It's very hot in here!

837
00:55:13,223 --> 00:55:14,656
Oh my!

838
00:55:20,063 --> 00:55:22,031
Brandi, what are you doing?

839
00:55:22,132 --> 00:55:23,724
It's not in Eastern Europe!

840
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:27,566
You can't do that.
Sorry my cousin.

841
00:55:27,671 --> 00:55:29,662
He doesn't know our customs.

842
00:55:29,740 --> 00:55:32,504
Sorry for recommending it.

843
00:55:34,244 --> 00:55:36,144
Here's the squeegee.

844
00:55:37,147 --> 00:55:38,512
I got the squeegee.

845
00:55:38,582 --> 00:55:43,713
Brandi? He left the squeegee in the car.
Remember: The name is car...

846
00:55:43,787 --> 00:55:45,118
...and not ass.

847
00:55:45,222 --> 00:55:47,452
Last time you said to me...

848
00:55:47,557 --> 00:55:49,787
...take your ass for a ride.

849
00:55:51,028 --> 00:55:52,791
Sorry.

850
00:55:53,130 --> 00:55:55,360
Let's go.

851
00:55:55,432 --> 00:55:57,229
I'm sorry about all of this.

852
00:55:57,301 --> 00:56:01,294
I came to see if everything was ok.
The food smells great.

853
00:56:04,274 --> 00:56:06,606
Jim, your friends are unique.
Harold!

854
00:56:08,945 --> 00:56:11,311
Let's get cleaning.

855
00:56:11,415 --> 00:56:13,906
I think I saw Pinho Sol around here.

856
00:56:15,986 --> 00:56:18,454
Our! Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

857
00:56:19,056 --> 00:56:21,149
- He's fine.
- Are you well?

858
00:56:21,658 --> 00:56:24,126
- Who did this?
- Are you well?

859
00:56:24,227 --> 00:56:27,492
- I am.
-Harold! Call the police!

860
00:56:28,765 --> 00:56:29,891
All good!

861
00:56:29,966 --> 00:56:32,332
I'll take care of it now!

862
00:56:32,436 --> 00:56:34,996
They're fast around here!
And well dressed!

863
00:56:35,105 --> 00:56:38,097
- What's going on?
- He came to protect and serve us.

864
00:56:38,175 --> 00:56:39,335
Silence!

865
00:56:39,443 --> 00:56:41,673
Who took the boy out of the pantry?

866
00:56:41,778 --> 00:56:43,370
You will all be punished.

867
00:56:43,447 --> 00:56:46,905
- Don't touch him! You're hurt!
- This is what it's like to be hurt!

868
00:56:47,517 --> 00:56:49,951
- Don't do that!
- Silence, damn it!

869
00:56:50,787 --> 00:56:55,019
- Do you like?
- Harold, what happened to you?

870
00:56:55,125 --> 00:56:58,959
- I said: "Ouch"!
- Dirty whore. Shut up!

871
00:57:00,430 --> 00:57:01,920
You can't do that.

872
00:57:01,998 --> 00:57:05,593
- It's a shame for the police!
- It's going to take a wash.

873
00:57:08,004 --> 00:57:11,132
- We gave up!
-Steven!

874
00:57:11,875 --> 00:57:14,708
- It's okay, Mary.
- What's going on?

875
00:57:15,445 --> 00:57:17,470
It didn't work, guys.

876
00:57:17,547 --> 00:57:20,641
Krystal, stop acting.
He's not a police officer.

877
00:57:21,051 --> 00:57:23,042
Kevin was not arrested.

878
00:57:23,153 --> 00:57:27,180
I wanted Jim to look like a
hero to you.

879
00:57:27,290 --> 00:57:28,450
Like me.

880
00:57:28,525 --> 00:57:31,824
We call a fake cop
and we arrested Kevin.

881
00:57:31,895 --> 00:57:34,557
Jim would save him, give him word of mouth.

882
00:57:34,664 --> 00:57:36,632
Or whatever you wanted to do.

883
00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:40,830
But Finch hired
a dancer instead of an actress.

884
00:57:41,004 --> 00:57:42,733
Jim, is this true?

885
00:57:44,408 --> 00:57:45,875
Every word.

886
00:57:45,976 --> 00:57:48,137
It's the stupidest idea I've ever heard.

887
00:57:48,211 --> 00:57:51,840
You embarrassed me.
And Harold and Mr. Belvedere.

888
00:57:52,416 --> 00:57:55,214
That's my fault.
I'm a terrible person!

889
00:57:56,219 --> 00:57:57,743
No it's not.

890
00:57:57,854 --> 00:58:00,846
I was just trying to help
your best friend.

891
00:58:00,924 --> 00:58:05,054
The idea was horrible,
But it's the intention that counts.

892
00:58:05,829 --> 00:58:07,729
In fact...

893
00:58:11,067 --> 00:58:13,092
...actually, I, I...

894
00:58:13,203 --> 00:58:16,730
...should never have allowed one
such a crazy plan...

895
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:20,276
...first of all. If anyone here
it's your fault...

896
00:58:20,610 --> 00:58:21,770
...it's me.

897
00:58:21,878 --> 00:58:24,813
I didn't realize how much we
we pressure him.

898
00:58:24,881 --> 00:58:27,145
I am sure that both
they learned their lesson.

899
00:58:27,217 --> 00:58:28,878
And I understand.

900
00:58:28,952 --> 00:58:31,887
If you put half the energy of this
night at your wedding...

901
00:58:31,955 --> 00:58:35,857
...I give you my blessing.

902
00:58:38,261 --> 00:58:41,230
And Steven
we still adore you, darling.

903
00:58:41,298 --> 00:58:44,756
I already know who should keep this.

904
00:58:44,868 --> 00:58:47,598
We adore you. Take good care of this.

905
00:58:47,704 --> 00:58:50,229
You're kidding!

906
00:58:50,707 --> 00:58:54,438
Look! This really makes me
important in marriage!

907
00:58:57,581 --> 00:59:01,073
Mr. Belvedere,
It will be one hell of a wedding!

908
00:59:01,718 --> 00:59:03,117
Certainly.

909
00:59:04,788 --> 00:59:06,756
There are more bags in the office.

910
00:59:06,823 --> 00:59:09,155
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

911
00:59:14,965 --> 00:59:17,957
- Is there room for me?
- No.

912
00:59:18,568 --> 00:59:21,128
Then I will drive alone.

913
00:59:21,238 --> 00:59:23,229
Very good. Until later.

914
00:59:23,306 --> 00:59:25,171
No, I'll go with you.

915
00:59:25,509 --> 00:59:28,637
Thank you, Cadence. What a beautiful girl!

916
00:59:34,417 --> 00:59:36,442
-Kevin...
- I know. "Shut up"!

917
00:59:46,162 --> 00:59:50,121
The dogs were playing
with something strange today.

918
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:53,829
I said I was a massager
neck.

919
00:59:56,373 --> 00:59:57,965
It is very good!

920
01:00:22,198 --> 01:00:24,462
- He's fun.
- Yes.

921
01:00:26,703 --> 01:00:29,672
This kind of thing is so
lethargic for me.

922
01:00:30,674 --> 01:00:33,074
- What do you mean?
- I don't know.

923
01:00:36,079 --> 01:00:37,706
Welcome to the wedding

924
01:00:53,063 --> 01:00:56,191
Mr. Stifler, I already told you
who called me two days ago...

925
01:00:56,266 --> 01:00:58,097
and canceled the reservation.

926
01:00:58,201 --> 01:01:00,032
Since you now want to stay here...

927
01:01:00,103 --> 01:01:02,936
...to be able to convince Mr. Finch
sharing his room.

928
01:01:03,006 --> 01:01:05,668
Idiot, I didn't cancel the reservation.

929
01:01:05,742 --> 01:01:07,539
Mr. Stupid Finch called here.

930
01:01:07,611 --> 01:01:10,171
And Mr. Jerk Behind the Counter
canceled the reservation.

931
01:01:10,246 --> 01:01:14,080
Christof, please forgive
this rude behavior.

932
01:01:14,818 --> 01:01:18,413
- I didn't do such a thing.
- Neither do I, sir.

933
01:01:18,822 --> 01:01:22,485
Your rudeness and obscenities
they won't change anything.

934
01:01:22,792 --> 01:01:25,920
I don't think it's any use
call him a scumbag...

935
01:01:25,996 --> 01:01:27,395
you ass scratcher.

936
01:01:27,464 --> 01:01:29,261
Better yet, go suck your daddy.

937
01:01:29,332 --> 01:01:31,061
- My father?
- Listen.

938
01:01:31,134 --> 01:01:33,898
While you're there, stick a finger
in their ass...

939
01:01:33,970 --> 01:01:35,995
while it is lowered.

940
01:01:37,774 --> 01:01:40,607
Finch, be rude and obscene
it won't change anything.

941
01:01:40,677 --> 01:01:44,135
An idea for you. Pack a bag,
fill with balls...

942
01:01:44,247 --> 01:01:46,909
make a chick grow,
stick it up your ass...

943
01:01:46,983 --> 01:01:49,952
and start fucking yourself,
Talking, "That's it, baby!"

944
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:53,286
Did you understand what I said?

945
01:01:54,658 --> 01:01:56,353
This is disgusting.

946
01:01:56,459 --> 01:01:59,860
Why don't you join
to your perverse European cousin?

947
01:02:00,263 --> 01:02:03,323
- Is she here?
- Unbelievable.

948
01:02:03,700 --> 01:02:06,134
I would like to schedule a tea
for my husband...

949
01:02:06,202 --> 01:02:09,171
and a European facial peeling
for me, please.

950
01:02:09,272 --> 01:02:10,705
Reserve two.

951
01:02:11,107 --> 01:02:14,634
- You're going to have fun, mom.
- I'm going to miss the soap opera.

952
01:02:14,711 --> 01:02:19,045
- Don't worry.
- Faster! I am tired.

953
01:02:19,249 --> 01:02:21,012
Wait until you meet Michelle.

954
01:02:21,084 --> 01:02:22,984
She's sweet.

955
01:02:23,053 --> 01:02:26,545
- I can't eat sweets.
- Because she's diabetic.

956
01:02:28,291 --> 01:02:31,658
Mom, I know things aren't going well
very well with you.

957
01:02:31,728 --> 01:02:35,459
But wait until you see Jim there
at the altar tomorrow.

958
01:02:35,532 --> 01:02:39,468
If there's a time to stay
happy and give a big smile...

959
01:02:39,536 --> 01:02:40,867
...it's now.

960
01:02:42,038 --> 01:02:44,836
Okay, okay. I'm happy!

961
01:02:45,742 --> 01:02:47,733
It's a start.

962
01:02:49,179 --> 01:02:51,670
Proud grandma arriving!

963
01:02:52,549 --> 01:02:54,380
The grandson is getting married tomorrow.

964
01:02:54,484 --> 01:02:57,078
If you think she's happy,
wait!

965
01:02:58,655 --> 01:03:00,384
"Congratulations".

966
01:03:08,732 --> 01:03:10,131
"PERSONAL HYGIENE".

967
01:03:44,067 --> 01:03:45,466
You got bigger.

968
01:03:55,111 --> 01:03:57,875
The flowers will be kept in the fridge
see you tomorrow.

969
01:03:58,414 --> 01:04:01,076
Certainly.

970
01:04:14,597 --> 01:04:16,258
Jimmy, no!

971
01:04:16,733 --> 01:04:18,462
Sorry, sorry!

972
01:04:27,076 --> 01:04:29,340
Be more careful next time.

973
01:04:29,445 --> 01:04:31,936
My kitchen is not a bathroom.

974
01:04:39,589 --> 01:04:43,252
Pubic hair was not a problem
in my time.

975
01:04:44,527 --> 01:04:47,519
Women never complained
when they were...

976
01:04:47,630 --> 01:04:50,258
...there in that area.

977
01:04:50,333 --> 01:04:53,769
If you can not talk about it any more,
thank you!

978
01:04:53,837 --> 01:04:55,930
No. I shouldn't have touched
on the subject.

979
01:04:56,773 --> 01:05:00,539
- Can I see the ring?
- No. I promised to keep it safe.

980
01:05:01,344 --> 01:05:04,438
- It won't come out of my pocket.
- It's okay, Frodo.

981
01:05:07,350 --> 01:05:10,478
Really care about
this wedding.

982
01:05:11,888 --> 01:05:15,016
I'm going to cry at the ceremony.
I am sure!

983
01:05:17,493 --> 01:05:19,688
Is it just lip service?

984
01:05:19,796 --> 01:05:23,630
You act different up front
of certain people?

985
01:05:24,234 --> 01:05:25,565
For example, me?

986
01:05:25,802 --> 01:05:29,363
Of course! Why?
Do you act different in front of me?

987
01:05:29,806 --> 01:05:33,902
It's me. If people
They don't like it, that's their problem.

988
01:05:34,043 --> 01:05:37,069
That's it. Fuck them!

989
01:05:38,348 --> 01:05:41,545
- I, I don't...
- You're right. Fuck them!

990
01:05:48,024 --> 01:05:50,720
- Harold and Mary!
- Hello, children.

991
01:05:51,561 --> 01:05:53,028
How are you?

992
01:05:54,264 --> 01:05:56,323
Let's go! Thanks for looking
the dogs.

993
01:05:56,399 --> 01:05:59,493
I love these animals.
Want more Snausages?

994
01:06:00,270 --> 01:06:01,760
Take it!

995
01:06:02,105 --> 01:06:03,470
- Eat!
- Give me some.

996
01:06:05,441 --> 01:06:08,069
There was nothing left.

997
01:06:09,512 --> 01:06:11,844
- What it was?
- Shit!

998
01:06:12,382 --> 01:06:13,906
How are you?

999
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:18,280
Yes.

1000
01:06:21,424 --> 01:06:24,587
- Did you kiss Stifler?
- Yes, but he freaked out.

1001
01:06:24,761 --> 01:06:27,753
He's more interested in dogs
than in me.

1002
01:06:27,864 --> 01:06:29,491
Don't I need to worry?

1003
01:06:29,565 --> 01:06:32,056
He's been nice to me.

1004
01:06:32,135 --> 01:06:34,899
- Do you think he likes you?
- Come back here!

1005
01:06:35,605 --> 01:06:39,735
I don't know. I hope you like it.
I think he likes me.

1006
01:06:42,078 --> 01:06:44,171
Yeah, I think I want
that he likes me.

1007
01:06:47,617 --> 01:06:48,811
Do it!

1008
01:06:49,953 --> 01:06:53,787
Stop messing around.
Relax and let it out!

1009
01:06:55,258 --> 01:06:57,089
I'm tired of waiting!

1010
01:06:57,627 --> 01:06:59,288
Make it for daddy.

1011
01:06:59,829 --> 01:07:02,354
Can you take a shit?

1012
01:07:04,267 --> 01:07:05,427
Excellent!

1013
01:07:05,501 --> 01:07:08,368
He gave the ring to the dogs to eat,
wasn't it?

1014
01:07:13,176 --> 01:07:14,370
Of course!

1015
01:07:14,444 --> 01:07:17,675
He's been watching them all day!

1016
01:07:17,780 --> 01:07:19,441
I love dogs!

1017
01:07:20,550 --> 01:07:24,953
By the way, you haven't seen Cadence
kiss me.

1018
01:07:26,656 --> 01:07:30,217
With little tongue activity.
Like this.

1019
01:07:31,894 --> 01:07:33,885
You are a big liar.

1020
01:07:33,997 --> 01:07:36,989
If I were to lie,
I would say it was much more than a kiss.

1021
01:07:37,066 --> 01:07:39,762
Maybe a blowjob
or a grab on the breasts.

1022
01:07:40,403 --> 01:07:42,462
Game over, Finch.

1023
01:07:44,841 --> 01:07:48,174
Well done, puppy.
It's about time!

1024
01:07:48,811 --> 01:07:50,142
What a blast!

1025
01:07:50,246 --> 01:07:53,909
Excuse me.
I gotta take care of some shit.

1026
01:08:14,504 --> 01:08:15,766
Thank you, you kids.

1027
01:08:19,108 --> 01:08:21,269
Steve! Come here!

1028
01:08:25,681 --> 01:08:27,012
I'm a little busy.

1029
01:08:27,083 --> 01:08:29,415
With what? Come here!

1030
01:08:29,519 --> 01:08:31,111
Come here, you bastard!

1031
01:08:31,187 --> 01:08:34,714
We were talking about Michelle's ring.
Can I see?

1032
01:08:37,260 --> 01:08:39,125
- No.
- No.

1033
01:08:40,296 --> 01:08:41,991
- It's not with me.
- What?

1034
01:08:42,065 --> 01:08:44,761
- Did you lose?
- Of course.

1035
01:08:44,867 --> 01:08:47,358
I kept it in my room, silly.

1036
01:08:49,038 --> 01:08:50,505
All good. I'll see later.

1037
01:08:50,573 --> 01:08:54,134
What's in your hand?

1038
01:08:57,146 --> 01:08:58,579
In this one?

1039
01:08:59,449 --> 01:09:01,212
No, the other one.

1040
01:09:03,152 --> 01:09:05,211
A chocolate truffle.

1041
01:09:05,288 --> 01:09:07,916
Yay! Where did you get it?

1042
01:09:08,991 --> 01:09:12,791
The buffet is keeping
the truffles for tomorrow.

1043
01:09:12,962 --> 01:09:14,725
You little thief!

1044
01:09:16,799 --> 01:09:19,927
I managed to steal one.

1045
01:09:20,002 --> 01:09:21,936
She loves chocolate.

1046
01:09:22,004 --> 01:09:24,802
- Give him a little piece.
- Give it to mom.

1047
01:09:24,907 --> 01:09:28,070
Mom won't like it.
I only have this one.

1048
01:09:28,144 --> 01:09:29,168
Idiot!

1049
01:09:29,312 --> 01:09:32,008
Divide in half.

1050
01:09:32,115 --> 01:09:34,242
Let's leave the surprises
for tomorrow.

1051
01:09:34,317 --> 01:09:36,842
- The big day!
- I want mine now.

1052
01:09:36,953 --> 01:09:38,750
- No, it's mine!
- Give it to me!

1053
01:09:41,124 --> 01:09:42,853
Give me that damn truffle!

1054
01:09:45,161 --> 01:09:47,686
Steven, how selfish!

1055
01:09:48,431 --> 01:09:51,195
- It's good.
- And even? Is it sweet?

1056
01:09:52,835 --> 01:09:54,359
It's very sweet!

1057
01:09:57,206 --> 01:10:00,004
Chew with your mouth closed.

1058
01:10:00,109 --> 01:10:01,235
Don't do that!

1059
01:10:01,310 --> 01:10:05,440
At least describe how delicious it is.

1060
01:10:08,151 --> 01:10:09,948
It tastes like twigs and berries.

1061
01:10:10,019 --> 01:10:13,785
- French or Swiss chocolate?
- Maybe German.

1062
01:10:13,856 --> 01:10:16,450
And even? Is it creamy?

1063
01:10:17,660 --> 01:10:20,185
- Very creamy.
- Easy to swallow, right?

1064
01:10:20,296 --> 01:10:23,129
I can taste it now.

1065
01:10:23,199 --> 01:10:25,724
- Is it fresh?
- Very fresh.

1066
01:10:25,835 --> 01:10:27,735
There is nothing better.

1067
01:10:27,837 --> 01:10:28,895
Not even.

1068
01:10:29,005 --> 01:10:31,405
You can't eat just one, can you?

1069
01:10:31,507 --> 01:10:32,872
No, it doesn't.

1070
01:10:32,975 --> 01:10:35,466
But you have to know when to stop,
isn't it?

1071
01:10:35,545 --> 01:10:37,945
It is necessary, but it is difficult.
It's very difficult.

1072
01:10:38,014 --> 01:10:40,039
Delicacy of the gods!

1073
01:10:41,217 --> 01:10:42,878
Get me one.

1074
01:10:42,985 --> 01:10:45,681
You selfish boy. Next time,
bring it to everyone.

1075
01:10:45,755 --> 01:10:48,315
Let's keep this between us, okay?

1076
01:10:48,391 --> 01:10:50,825
- Okay.
- I need to go.

1077
01:10:50,993 --> 01:10:53,928
Don't eat more, because it can
spoil your appetite.

1078
01:10:54,030 --> 01:10:57,022
Listen, I need to go. All good.
You can go.

1079
01:11:03,639 --> 01:11:06,506
Grandfather? I want you to meet someone.

1080
01:11:09,078 --> 01:11:11,012
This is Michelle.

1081
01:11:11,113 --> 01:11:13,673
I'm proud to join the family.

1082
01:11:14,083 --> 01:11:15,846
She's beautiful, isn't she?

1083
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:20,416
Isn't it too much? Let's get married.

1084
01:11:20,756 --> 01:11:22,519
It's incredible!

1085
01:11:25,461 --> 01:11:28,191
She's not Jewish! No marriage.

1086
01:11:29,398 --> 01:11:31,127
Jimmy! Forget!

1087
01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:32,189
A goi.

1088
01:11:32,401 --> 01:11:34,733
- Damn!
- She hates me.

1089
01:11:36,572 --> 01:11:38,062
My God!

1090
01:11:38,140 --> 01:11:40,472
Grandma, we love each other.

1091
01:11:40,576 --> 01:11:44,478
Michelle and I love each other very much.
And that's what matters.

1092
01:11:51,220 --> 01:11:53,552
- Is grandma okay?
- Yes.

1093
01:11:54,290 --> 01:11:57,487
She's just a little tired.

1094
01:11:57,893 --> 01:12:00,760
My mother hasn't been well.

1095
01:12:00,830 --> 01:12:03,424
When your father sees his face
from your grandmother...

1096
01:12:03,499 --> 01:12:06,491
...will be devastated. Because of me!

1097
01:12:07,436 --> 01:12:10,769
It's not because of you.

1098
01:12:11,007 --> 01:12:13,942
It's because grandma thinks we are
in 1801.

1099
01:12:14,010 --> 01:12:17,776
Don't worry. I'll find a way.

1100
01:12:18,648 --> 01:12:21,276
I promised your wedding
dreams...

1101
01:12:21,350 --> 01:12:24,148
...and nothing will ruin it.

1102
01:12:26,355 --> 01:12:28,687
I want to make a toast.

1103
01:12:28,791 --> 01:12:31,089
These last few weeks
they were incredible...

1104
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:32,718
for me and my wife.

1105
01:12:32,795 --> 01:12:36,026
We know people who
We didn't even know they existed.

1106
01:12:36,132 --> 01:12:39,568
We go through things we don't
we imagined possible.

1107
01:12:39,669 --> 01:12:42,797
We always try to see the positive side
of situations.

1108
01:12:42,872 --> 01:12:44,669
But this is a good situation.

1109
01:12:44,740 --> 01:12:47,800
That's what I'm saying.
This is a wonderful situation.

1110
01:12:47,877 --> 01:12:49,970
The union of two families...

1111
01:12:50,046 --> 01:12:51,980
...with different stories.

1112
01:12:52,048 --> 01:12:55,711
To our son-in-law: <i>Éireann go Bráugh.</i>

1113
01:12:55,918 --> 01:12:59,046
And our daughter-in-law: <i>L'Chaim.</i>

1114
01:12:59,155 --> 01:13:01,020
- Did I say it right?
- Very good!

1115
01:13:01,090 --> 01:13:04,582
I hope we reunite
at various shivas.

1116
01:13:06,429 --> 01:13:08,761
To a wonderful wedding!

1117
01:13:15,671 --> 01:13:18,367
See, shit? I said I was going to win.

1118
01:13:23,612 --> 01:13:26,046
I wanted to apologize...

1119
01:13:26,115 --> 01:13:28,675
if I scared him with that kiss.

1120
01:13:28,751 --> 01:13:30,446
It wasn't scary.

1121
01:13:30,553 --> 01:13:33,215
I just wanted you to know that...

1122
01:13:34,056 --> 01:13:36,115
...makes me feel special.

1123
01:13:37,059 --> 01:13:40,551
She is the most special girl
that I met.

1124
01:13:41,697 --> 01:13:45,189
Want to make things
more specials tonight?

1125
01:13:46,202 --> 01:13:48,033
What's your room?

1126
01:13:48,304 --> 01:13:50,363
I'm at Kevin's.

1127
01:13:50,573 --> 01:13:52,905
Drug!

1128
01:13:52,975 --> 01:13:56,706
I found a large clothes pantry
and cute at the end of the hall.

1129
01:13:57,413 --> 01:14:00,541
Cute Big Clothes Pantry
It's great! Midnight?

1130
01:14:00,950 --> 01:14:02,383
He is well.

1131
01:14:05,721 --> 01:14:08,315
<i>I'm going to have sex with Cadence</i>

1132
01:14:16,832 --> 01:14:19,494
Nosy pervert!

1133
01:14:20,336 --> 01:14:22,327
He is not a silent thief.

1134
01:14:22,438 --> 01:14:26,431
You know what, shit?
It's a wedding and everything is free!

1135
01:14:26,609 --> 01:14:28,304
What do you want?

1136
01:14:29,612 --> 01:14:32,775
Jim's grandmother does not approve of the marriage.

1137
01:14:33,282 --> 01:14:35,682
We are trying to help and...

1138
01:14:36,685 --> 01:14:39,620
...reluctantly, I ask for your help.

1139
01:14:39,989 --> 01:14:43,049
Sorry, Finfodão.
I have an appointment with Cadence.

1140
01:14:44,026 --> 01:14:47,120
Stifler, forget about the dick for a second...

1141
01:14:47,196 --> 01:14:48,959
...and be useful.

1142
01:14:49,665 --> 01:14:53,601
Go fuck yourself! It wasn't you who
You ate shit, okay?

1143
01:14:53,669 --> 01:14:56,638
She didn't play the ballerina.

1144
01:14:56,705 --> 01:14:59,799
"Marriage this, shit that."
I am special, you are...

1145
01:14:59,875 --> 01:15:02,309
...we're all special kids.

1146
01:15:02,378 --> 01:15:05,711
Do you want to know? I'm going to fuck, Finchputo.

1147
01:15:05,815 --> 01:15:09,216
And it will be good!
I'll ask, "Do you like this?"

1148
01:15:09,318 --> 01:15:12,116
And she'll say: "Get in, big dog!"

1149
01:15:12,188 --> 01:15:14,952
"Milk my titties."

1150
01:15:27,369 --> 01:15:28,836
Was it already here?

1151
01:15:31,140 --> 01:15:32,300
Shit!

1152
01:15:36,545 --> 01:15:40,174
Cadence, I have the great pleasure
to introduce you...

1153
01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:43,476
...the real Steve Stifler.

1154
01:15:43,853 --> 01:15:46,253
Hi.

1155
01:15:48,757 --> 01:15:50,054
Kitten!

1156
01:15:55,030 --> 01:15:57,157
What a gentleman!

1157
01:15:57,233 --> 01:15:58,996
I could have warned.

1158
01:15:59,602 --> 01:16:03,436
Between Grandma, Stifler and Cadence.
The cake!

1159
01:16:03,772 --> 01:16:05,569
Are they joking?

1160
01:16:05,674 --> 01:16:09,667
I thought it was already over
this phase...

1161
01:16:09,745 --> 01:16:14,045
...but I keep getting involved
in robberies. This never ends.

1162
01:16:14,350 --> 01:16:16,511
If I don't get it right one day...

1163
01:16:16,585 --> 01:16:19,611
...what will the rest be like?
of our lives?

1164
01:16:19,722 --> 01:16:22,282
I'm afraid it will always be like this.

1165
01:16:22,391 --> 01:16:25,792
You can always get in
in stolen...

1166
01:16:25,895 --> 01:16:28,955
... but ends up leaving them
better than when you entered.

1167
01:16:29,064 --> 01:16:32,261
I don't know how, but it comes out.
Everything will be fine.

1168
01:16:34,703 --> 01:16:38,070
You need to come to the kitchen now.

1169
01:16:39,308 --> 01:16:40,400
What was it now?

1170
01:16:46,382 --> 01:16:49,476
There's no way to redo this in time,
isn't it?

1171
01:16:49,652 --> 01:16:51,779
Something cut the power.

1172
01:16:51,887 --> 01:16:54,253
If the compressors
they are not connected...

1173
01:16:54,323 --> 01:16:55,585
overheat.

1174
01:16:55,658 --> 01:16:58,650
They turn the refrigerator into an oven.

1175
01:16:58,761 --> 01:17:01,457
Stifler has been messing with the buttons.

1176
01:17:03,098 --> 01:17:05,123
Michelle, I'm so sorry.

1177
01:17:13,809 --> 01:17:16,937
- These flowers are horrible!
- Because you killed them!

1178
01:17:17,012 --> 01:17:19,105
You ruined everything!

1179
01:17:21,317 --> 01:17:23,148
What are you talking about?

1180
01:17:23,519 --> 01:17:27,011
Don't care about marriage
nor with those involved.

1181
01:17:29,558 --> 01:17:30,490
Cadence.

1182
01:17:34,563 --> 01:17:36,087
Jim?

1183
01:17:38,701 --> 01:17:40,532
Shit. Please!

1184
01:17:46,976 --> 01:17:49,206
I think I should leave.

1185
01:17:53,549 --> 01:17:55,517
All good. <i>Goodbye!</i>

1186
01:19:03,585 --> 01:19:05,416
Damn, it wasn't my fault.

1187
01:19:06,855 --> 01:19:09,380
I'm not the Einstein of electricity!

1188
01:19:17,633 --> 01:19:18,861
Damn!

1189
01:19:29,211 --> 01:19:31,338
Fucking florists, are you there?

1190
01:19:46,395 --> 01:19:49,728
Hello? Are you awake?

1191
01:19:50,299 --> 01:19:53,325
Let's go! Let's go! Is anyone awake?

1192
01:19:56,605 --> 01:19:59,335
- It's Mrs. Zyskowski?
- Who are you?

1193
01:19:59,441 --> 01:20:01,500
I killed the wedding flowers...

1194
01:20:01,610 --> 01:20:03,840
from Levenstein with the Mongolian one.

1195
01:20:03,979 --> 01:20:06,413
Yeah, it was me.

1196
01:20:06,515 --> 01:20:08,107
Now I need you...

1197
01:20:08,183 --> 01:20:10,651
...drag your ass to the store...

1198
01:20:10,753 --> 01:20:14,348
...pick some flowers, cut them, prepare them,
put it all together...

1199
01:20:14,456 --> 01:20:16,549
...and take this
crap for the wedding!

1200
01:20:16,625 --> 01:20:18,752
You are totally crazy!

1201
01:20:19,294 --> 01:20:20,852
You have no idea!

1202
01:20:20,929 --> 01:20:22,590
Even if I got over the fact...

1203
01:20:22,664 --> 01:20:25,189
of you being a thick...

1204
01:20:25,300 --> 01:20:27,791
...there's no time to redo
this work!

1205
01:20:27,870 --> 01:20:31,169
4 assistants worked
2 days at it!

1206
01:20:31,273 --> 01:20:34,367
I am really sorry. It's impossible!

1207
01:20:41,183 --> 01:20:46,143
Don't give up on the game
interval. It's never too late!

1208
01:20:51,527 --> 01:20:53,222
That's the spirit, love!

1209
01:21:03,438 --> 01:21:05,497
Come on, fuck the pain!

1210
01:21:05,841 --> 01:21:07,672
If they had tried like that...

1211
01:21:07,743 --> 01:21:09,540
...we would have beaten the Wildcats.

1212
01:21:12,114 --> 01:21:14,412
I want to see determination!

1213
01:21:15,350 --> 01:21:16,908
Determination!

1214
01:21:17,386 --> 01:21:20,253
Hold the vase. That!

1215
01:21:21,857 --> 01:21:24,189
Keep working!

1216
01:21:28,397 --> 01:21:30,092
Great, Connor. Very good.

1217
01:21:30,199 --> 01:21:33,100
Great, DeBoer!
It's horrible! Go tidy up!

1218
01:21:33,235 --> 01:21:37,228
Are you having fun, visit?
Want a gin and tonic?

1219
01:21:37,739 --> 01:21:41,436
Wait a second. Hello?

1220
01:21:41,543 --> 01:21:43,568
You're supposed to go to work, dammit!

1221
01:21:43,979 --> 01:21:45,674
We are gathered here today...

1222
01:21:45,747 --> 01:21:48,648
...to bring these 2 people together...

1223
01:21:48,750 --> 01:21:50,877
...and blah, blah, blah and everything else.

1224
01:21:50,953 --> 01:21:53,148
Trainer? That's kinda gay!

1225
01:21:55,290 --> 01:21:56,985
Yeah, I know.

1226
01:21:59,061 --> 01:22:01,655
- Good job.
- All good.

1227
01:22:03,465 --> 01:22:05,057
Are you going with someone?

1228
01:22:05,133 --> 01:22:06,566
- Don't force it.
- Sorry.

1229
01:22:12,007 --> 01:22:13,406
Damn!

1230
01:22:14,343 --> 01:22:17,403
- How did this happen?
- It's a miracle!

1231
01:22:18,580 --> 01:22:21,105
Then, sucker. I am working.

1232
01:22:32,027 --> 01:22:34,655
- You're an asshole.
- I know.

1233
01:22:35,530 --> 01:22:39,125
- He really is an asshole!
- Thanks.

1234
01:22:42,771 --> 01:22:44,762
I don't know how to apologize very well.

1235
01:22:46,308 --> 01:22:49,175
He got a 10 for his work.
It was incredible!

1236
01:22:49,945 --> 01:22:53,039
It cost. I'm the student type
which always gets 5.

1237
01:22:54,149 --> 01:22:56,709
He did this to have sex with me...

1238
01:22:56,818 --> 01:22:59,309
or because you care
with the wedding?

1239
01:22:59,388 --> 01:23:00,548
Both.

1240
01:23:06,061 --> 01:23:08,689
- And...
- What was it?

1241
01:23:11,233 --> 01:23:14,327
- I like you.
- It's a sincere answer.

1242
01:23:15,237 --> 01:23:16,704
I need to go.

1243
01:23:23,145 --> 01:23:26,706
Steve Stifler gave a rose
to a girl and it was sincere.

1244
01:23:27,082 --> 01:23:28,515
It's unprecedented.

1245
01:23:28,583 --> 01:23:32,246
It's like seeing monkeys
using tools for the first time.

1246
01:23:33,221 --> 01:23:35,086
Are you still mad at me?

1247
01:23:35,190 --> 01:23:36,714
No, let's see...

1248
01:23:36,825 --> 01:23:39,350
She wasn't interested in
intellectual questions.

1249
01:23:39,428 --> 01:23:42,056
She liked it when I acted
like an idiot.

1250
01:23:42,431 --> 01:23:45,594
I think she will do better
with you.

1251
01:23:46,501 --> 01:23:48,230
Thanks, shit.

1252
01:23:52,507 --> 01:23:55,442
Imbecile. I hate not hating you,
damn!

1253
01:23:59,848 --> 01:24:01,679
I fucked your mother.

1254
01:24:03,885 --> 01:24:04,943
2 times.

1255
01:24:06,855 --> 01:24:08,584
That's better, you kid!

1256
01:24:13,261 --> 01:24:14,728
Ready to go?

1257
01:24:15,731 --> 01:24:19,223
- 1 hour left until the wedding.
- You and me...

1258
01:24:20,202 --> 01:24:21,669
Wait a minute, wait a minute!

1259
01:24:21,737 --> 01:24:23,864
Do I have to go to this stupid meeting?

1260
01:24:23,939 --> 01:24:26,100
Are you going to leave Jim in the lurch?

1261
01:24:26,208 --> 01:24:29,143
Shit! Give me 10 minutes!

1262
01:24:32,447 --> 01:24:35,746
- I'll meet you in the pantry.
- In the pantry.

1263
01:24:43,258 --> 01:24:47,422
- Did you want to talk to me, Michelle?
- All good. Sit down.

1264
01:24:50,298 --> 01:24:53,961
Jim said he was always
present when...

1265
01:24:54,069 --> 01:24:55,366
...needed you.

1266
01:24:55,437 --> 01:24:57,667
And maybe you can help me.

1267
01:24:57,973 --> 01:24:59,497
Did Jim say that?

1268
01:25:03,412 --> 01:25:05,243
What's the problem?

1269
01:25:09,518 --> 01:25:11,986
I still haven't got it
write my vows.

1270
01:25:12,287 --> 01:25:15,256
I was just so
confused at first menstruation.

1271
01:25:15,323 --> 01:25:17,951
It's a confusing time for a girl.

1272
01:25:18,026 --> 01:25:21,359
Your body is passing
for changes.

1273
01:25:23,832 --> 01:25:26,323
Things going out, things coming in.

1274
01:25:26,868 --> 01:25:29,996
I want help with votes,
Not with menstruation!

1275
01:25:30,105 --> 01:25:32,266
The votes! Your votes!

1276
01:25:32,674 --> 01:25:36,166
Yes, great! Continue.

1277
01:25:36,511 --> 01:25:39,275
Jim wants to meet with his groomsmen.

1278
01:25:39,347 --> 01:25:43,306
It won't be long.
Don't let her talk to anyone.

1279
01:25:43,385 --> 01:25:45,649
Careful. She's a bag!

1280
01:25:50,158 --> 01:25:51,716
Let's go!

1281
01:25:52,227 --> 01:25:55,492
Hey guys! Thanks for coming.

1282
01:25:55,897 --> 01:25:58,195
I have some things to talk about.

1283
01:25:58,300 --> 01:25:59,699
What a bag!

1284
01:26:04,039 --> 01:26:05,734
Did I speak loudly?

1285
01:26:08,477 --> 01:26:10,240
Continue. It's very good.

1286
01:26:11,480 --> 01:26:14,677
I thought about what you said, Kev...

1287
01:26:15,317 --> 01:26:18,411
...about how my
problems end up being resolved.

1288
01:26:18,553 --> 01:26:22,580
And I realized that the reason
that things always work out...

1289
01:26:23,658 --> 01:26:27,424
...it's because you always
They were there to support me.

1290
01:26:27,762 --> 01:26:29,525
Over to you, Stifler.

1291
01:26:32,033 --> 01:26:34,092
For the first time in my life...

1292
01:26:34,703 --> 01:26:39,106
...I really feel like I don't
I might ruin things...

1293
01:26:41,776 --> 01:26:43,835
...and that's very good.

1294
01:26:46,948 --> 01:26:50,714
I think I just wanted
thank you.

1295
01:26:52,954 --> 01:26:54,182
Thanks.

1296
01:26:55,524 --> 01:26:58,459
Thanks? All of this was
just to say thank you?

1297
01:26:59,861 --> 01:27:02,022
You're welcome, brat!

1298
01:27:04,699 --> 01:27:06,690
It was really good, Jim. Very cool.

1299
01:27:07,402 --> 01:27:09,962
Let's go to the wedding!

1300
01:27:11,940 --> 01:27:15,068
Love is very difficult to describe.

1301
01:27:15,143 --> 01:27:18,237
And I understand this anguish.
It's your wedding.

1302
01:27:18,313 --> 01:27:20,781
It's natural. Perfectly natural.

1303
01:27:21,283 --> 01:27:24,116
It's impossible to describe
a feeling.

1304
01:27:24,219 --> 01:27:27,245
First of all, nothing is impossible...

1305
01:27:27,589 --> 01:27:29,420
...and let's not think about it.

1306
01:27:29,624 --> 01:27:31,922
Why do you think, Michelle...

1307
01:27:32,794 --> 01:27:35,388
...what do you say about "making love"?

1308
01:27:37,265 --> 01:27:39,825
I don't know. I say "climb".

1309
01:27:42,070 --> 01:27:43,298
"Climb"?

1310
01:27:45,240 --> 01:27:47,367
When you do other things with
Jim...

1311
01:27:47,442 --> 01:27:49,569
when you're not fucking...

1312
01:27:49,778 --> 01:27:51,939
...how does he make her feel?

1313
01:27:53,381 --> 01:27:55,076
Horny. Wanting to climb.

1314
01:27:55,150 --> 01:27:58,244
But don't climb
from dawn to dusk.

1315
01:27:58,486 --> 01:28:00,113
Never tried?

1316
01:28:00,322 --> 01:28:04,122
Certainly. I climbed from dawn until...

1317
01:28:04,793 --> 01:28:08,160
...breakfast time
more than once.

1318
01:28:08,263 --> 01:28:10,356
Let's leave the "shagging" aside.

1319
01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:14,160
They say "making love" because...

1320
01:28:14,703 --> 01:28:17,103
...we have to make sure
love works out.

1321
01:28:17,839 --> 01:28:20,865
It's about commitment
and sacrifice.

1322
01:28:20,976 --> 01:28:22,944
Jim sacrificed himself for you.

1323
01:28:23,011 --> 01:28:25,605
He shaved his entire pubic area...

1324
01:28:25,680 --> 01:28:30,117
...to the surprise of most
world cultures, but he did.

1325
01:28:30,185 --> 01:28:33,313
And he did it for you.

1326
01:28:34,889 --> 01:28:38,518
You're right. Love is not just
a feeling...

1327
01:28:39,327 --> 01:28:41,352
...it's shaving your balls!

1328
01:28:42,364 --> 01:28:43,831
Thank you, dad.

1329
01:28:45,066 --> 01:28:48,695
I wouldn't go into those details.

1330
01:28:49,170 --> 01:28:51,070
Excuse me. Forgiveness.

1331
01:28:51,239 --> 01:28:55,175
Excuse me. Catch me. Fuck me.
I'm going to have sex with Cadence.

1332
01:29:04,753 --> 01:29:08,814
Son, I think this is the time
to tell you that...

1333
01:29:12,394 --> 01:29:13,861
I know, dad.

1334
01:29:25,540 --> 01:29:27,337
Where are you?

1335
01:29:31,579 --> 01:29:33,206
I found you!

1336
01:29:34,516 --> 01:29:37,952
What are you doing?
Where is Jim's grandmother?

1337
01:29:38,253 --> 01:29:40,619
The old lady sucks!
We got rid of her.

1338
01:29:40,722 --> 01:29:41,882
What did they do?

1339
01:29:41,956 --> 01:29:45,119
Don't worry.
No one will find her there.

1340
01:29:46,528 --> 01:29:49,725
- Cadence, where are you going?
- Mommy!

1341
01:29:52,133 --> 01:29:55,034
Baby, I'm totally
ready for this.

1342
01:29:56,938 --> 01:30:00,430
Your body is not quite like me
I expected it, but that's ok.

1343
01:30:01,076 --> 01:30:03,636
Stigrão ties himself to what
It's down there.

1344
01:30:05,380 --> 01:30:08,281
You are very pretty!

1345
01:30:10,051 --> 01:30:11,143
I just wanted...

1346
01:30:12,954 --> 01:30:14,114
Stifler?

1347
01:30:14,422 --> 01:30:16,788
- Grandfather?
- Grandma what?

1348
01:30:16,891 --> 01:30:18,825
Focus! Focus!

1349
01:30:19,994 --> 01:30:22,462
It's not what you think!

1350
01:30:23,998 --> 01:30:26,592
- Close the door!
- You did it, champion!

1351
01:30:50,825 --> 01:30:52,190
You are a hero!

1352
01:30:53,128 --> 01:30:54,925
Pussy is pussy!

1353
01:30:56,998 --> 01:30:59,694
Just look at the smile on your face
from my mother!

1354
01:31:00,368 --> 01:31:03,826
Do you know how long she's been waiting
why?

1355
01:31:04,139 --> 01:31:05,800
I can't imagine.

1356
01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:14,314
- I am really happy.
- Thanks.

1357
01:31:16,851 --> 01:31:18,045
No!

1358
01:31:21,189 --> 01:31:23,157
- Good luck.
- Thank you, sir.

1359
01:31:28,630 --> 01:31:30,530
How did grandma change her mind?

1360
01:31:30,632 --> 01:31:33,726
- Stifler talked to her.
- Stifler?

1361
01:31:37,305 --> 01:31:39,068
Grandma eater!

1362
01:31:39,908 --> 01:31:43,708
- And you as a mother!
- I really am!

1363
01:31:44,245 --> 01:31:46,236
Son of a bitch!

1364
01:31:47,415 --> 01:31:51,010
And I promise to love you as long as I live.

1365
01:31:51,653 --> 01:31:55,248
Michelle, you are the only woman
who I want to be with...

1366
01:31:55,657 --> 01:31:58,091
...and which I can't live without.

1367
01:31:58,860 --> 01:32:01,328
- I love you.
- I love you.

1368
01:32:19,881 --> 01:32:23,840
Jim, I had trouble finding the
words to say how I feel.

1369
01:32:24,352 --> 01:32:26,081
And I discovered something.

1370
01:32:26,454 --> 01:32:28,718
Love is not just a feeling.

1371
01:32:29,958 --> 01:32:32,051
But something you do.

1372
01:32:32,460 --> 01:32:35,918
A dress, a visit to the
band camp...

1373
01:32:36,364 --> 01:32:38,355
...a special "hair" cut.

1374
01:32:39,701 --> 01:32:42,693
You gave me everything I desired.

1375
01:32:43,204 --> 01:32:47,641
My vow is to give my all
for you.

1376
01:32:52,580 --> 01:32:53,808
Thanks.

1377
01:33:02,257 --> 01:33:06,387
James Emanuel Levenstein
and Michelle Annabeth Flaherty...

1378
01:33:06,461 --> 01:33:09,294
...I pronounce you husband and wife.

1379
01:33:09,964 --> 01:33:11,955
You can kiss the bride.

1380
01:33:29,984 --> 01:33:31,315
<i>And now...</i>

1381
01:33:31,419 --> 01:33:33,979
<i>Jim and Michelle Levenstein...</i>

1382
01:33:34,088 --> 01:33:35,487
<i>on the dance floor.</i>

1383
01:33:35,590 --> 01:33:37,785
- Follow me.
- I am going to try.

1384
01:34:08,222 --> 01:34:09,917
I was the one who taught this.

1385
01:34:10,725 --> 01:34:13,558
Jim, you learned to dance!

1386
01:34:55,336 --> 01:34:57,668
It seems like everything went well.

1387
01:34:57,739 --> 01:35:00,731
- Perfect!
- I am sad.

1388
01:35:00,842 --> 01:35:04,107
Tonight our
Michelle will become a woman.

1389
01:35:04,946 --> 01:35:08,040
You really don't believe that Michelle
still be...

1390
01:35:08,116 --> 01:35:11,882
I don't remember a single moment
with them...

1391
01:35:11,953 --> 01:35:13,784
...that would make me think otherwise.

1392
01:35:13,855 --> 01:35:15,720
It saw?

1393
01:35:26,367 --> 01:35:29,461
- Hi, bully.
- Stifler's mom!

1394
01:35:31,706 --> 01:35:33,401
We meet again.

1395
01:35:34,542 --> 01:35:37,102
I was curious. I didn't see her around here.

1396
01:35:37,578 --> 01:35:39,876
I tried not to attract attention.

1397
01:35:40,214 --> 01:35:42,774
I never liked these events.

1398
01:35:42,884 --> 01:35:46,251
But this one really got to me.

1399
01:35:46,487 --> 01:35:49,115
Now I know what to look for in a woman.

1400
01:35:49,223 --> 01:35:52,624
If you think this is a request...

1401
01:35:52,827 --> 01:35:54,761
...Finch, I'm not into you.

1402
01:35:54,829 --> 01:35:56,558
Neither do I of you.

1403
01:35:57,632 --> 01:36:00,601
As they say: "There will always be Paris."

1404
01:36:01,002 --> 01:36:03,129
- And the pool table.
- And the car.

1405
01:36:03,271 --> 01:36:05,239
And my suite up here.

1406
01:36:05,306 --> 01:36:06,671
Come here.

1407
01:36:12,647 --> 01:36:15,514
Everything turned out better than me
could imagine.

1408
01:36:16,084 --> 01:36:19,417
Like a little pervert like you
Has he become an amazing guy?

1409
01:36:19,854 --> 01:36:23,187
Like a nympho like you
Have you become an amazing girl?

1410
01:36:23,291 --> 01:36:25,953
- I'm still a nymph.
- And me, pervert.

1411
01:36:26,194 --> 01:36:29,095
I know. What do we have wrong?

1412
01:36:36,771 --> 01:36:38,705
You did it! It achieved!

1413
01:36:47,815 --> 01:36:52,445
I will repeat what someone says
from whom I learned a lot:

1414
01:36:53,488 --> 01:36:55,854
I think you and I...

1415
01:36:55,957 --> 01:36:59,449
...we are "one thing perfectly
natural and normal".

1416
01:37:01,028 --> 01:37:02,791
Perfectly natural.

1417
01:37:21,415 --> 01:37:23,406
It's her! Damn!

1418
01:37:24,385 --> 01:37:26,649
It had to be worth coming here.

1419
01:37:26,721 --> 01:37:28,848
My goddess. My queen.

1420
01:37:29,557 --> 01:37:31,957
- I ate that mother!
- I ate that mother!

1421
01:37:48,910 --> 01:37:51,071
Forget it, bro.

1422
01:37:51,546 --> 01:37:54,674
You're not done yet, are you?

1423
01:37:55,716 --> 01:37:58,742
No, ma'am. I'm just getting started.

1424
01:37:59,420 --> 01:38:01,786
This guy is the fucking master!

1425
01:38:04,025 --> 01:38:07,859
Get the steam out of the way!

1426
01:38:08,462 --> 01:38:10,362
Stifler's mom!